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Started by freeclimbmtb, October 04, 2012, 08:49:03 AM

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Speedbag

#540
April 30, 2013, 04:30:43 AM
Taking a nice, long, relaxing shower....and seconds afterward, suddenly needing to take the mother of all dumps.  >:(
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jaxduc

#541
May 01, 2013, 07:30:01 AM
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LMT

#542
May 01, 2013, 08:41:41 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on April 30, 2013, 04:30:43 AM
Taking a nice, long, relaxing shower....and seconds afterward, suddenly needing to take the mother of all dumps.  >:(

Just after cleaning the toilet too!

Stella

#543
May 01, 2013, 09:52:40 AM
And then discovering, too late, that you only have a few squares left on the TP roll.

;D
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

nickshelby500kr

#544
May 01, 2013, 10:56:33 AM
When the significant other doesn't replace the empty roll...

MendoDave

#545
May 01, 2013, 11:23:35 AM
And the rest of the TP is in the pantry and not in the bathroom under the sink.

Stella

#546
May 01, 2013, 12:18:22 PM
And then the doorbell rings.
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

rgramjet

#547
May 01, 2013, 01:23:02 PM
What are all the voices?  I can see balloons through the window.........could that be.............Publishers Clearing House??
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Speedbag

#548
May 01, 2013, 02:18:16 PM
As you stand there naked, looking through the peephole, with a soon-to-be-itchy butt.

[laugh]
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Stella

#549
May 01, 2013, 02:48:43 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on May 01, 2013, 01:23:02 PM
What are all the voices?  I can see balloons through the window.........could that be.............Publishers Clearing House??

[laugh] [laugh]


"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Buckethead

#550
May 01, 2013, 03:55:23 PM
Snow on the first of May.  [thumbsdown]
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

ducpainter

#551
May 01, 2013, 04:26:31 PM
Quote from: Buckethead on May 01, 2013, 03:55:23 PM
Snow on the first of May.  [thumbsdown]
...and you thought you were so friggen smaht leaving Maine.  ;D
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Buckethead

#552
May 01, 2013, 04:45:20 PM
I'll deal.

It was 75 and sunny all weekend.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

ducpainter

#553
May 01, 2013, 04:59:59 PM
Quote from: Buckethead on May 01, 2013, 04:45:20 PM
I'll deal.

It was 75 and sunny all weekend.

I thought I detected a hint of whining...not dealing. :-* [laugh]
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a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Ddan

#554
May 01, 2013, 05:13:51 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 01, 2013, 04:26:31 PM
...and you thought you were so friggen smaht leaving Maine.  ;D
It was 80+ in Farmington today   [thumbsup]
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