I hereby attest and affirm that Alberto Puig shall from this moment henceforth be renamed in all legal, public and private interactions to: King Brian Wy McDouche, Master and Lord of all Pint sized Spanish Douchebags.

His subjects to include but are not limited to:
Dani "Breaky McHasn'twonshit" Pedrosa
and
Marc "I'd put my own mother/father/grandparents/brother in the gravel if it won me a race" Marquez

God I hate that make the beast with two backsing guy.

marquez's manager is Emilio Alzamora.

Quote from: gm2 on May 01, 2013, 12:17:48 PM
hold on a second...

here's what kevin said according to motogp.com:

“Dani lacks nothing,” Schwantz said, “but he has too much â€" like Alberto Puig. Dani needs to reach another level by himself. He is like a child who cannot be freed because his parents are holding him back. I like Dani, but he’s a rider who has been with Honda for eight years and not won anything. I would like him to prove me wrong, but I don’t think that will happen.”

a) obviously by 'anything' he meant the GP title.  this is pedro's 8th year in the premier class.

b) nowhere in there do i see kevin comparing himself to dani or anyone else.

imo it's puig who looks like a giant douche here. 

as usual.

...but why go after Puig and portray Dani as a loser? He hasn't won a championship in the premier class, and as much as he needs a blowjob so he can relax, he isn't a bad guy and is always at the sharp end of the field.

I'm not saying anything Kevin said is inaccurate, but just because you have a thought doesn't mean you have to open your mouth.

Quote from: ducpainter on May 01, 2013, 04:40:43 PM
...but why go after Puig and portray Dani as a loser? He hasn't won a championship in the premier class, and as much as he needs a blowjob so he can relax, he isn't a bad guy and is always at the sharp end of the field.

I'm not saying anything Kevin said is inaccurate, but just because you have a thought doesn't mean you have to open your mouth.

wrong!

this is the twitbook generation, where all thoughts must be expressed in a public forum.

no filters!

back in the day you got punched in the snoot for haning the inability to keep yer trap shut, now-a-days, you just get unfriended by people who were never your friends to begin with.

the eworld needs an epunch in the happysack app that really punches.

Quote from: bobspapa on May 01, 2013, 05:02:27 PM
wrong!

this is the twitbook generation, where all thoughts must be expressed in a public forum.

no filters!

back in the day you got punched in the snoot for haning the inability to keep yer trap shut, now-a-days, you just get unfriended by people who were never your friends to begin with.

the eworld needs an epunch in the happysack app that really punches.

Listen sonny...

That's exactly my point.

Kevin should be old enough to know.

Quote from: ducpainter on May 01, 2013, 04:40:43 PM
...but why go after Puig and portray Dani as a loser? He hasn't won a championship in the premier class, and as much as he needs a blowjob so he can relax, he isn't a bad guy and is always at the sharp end of the field.

I'm not saying anything Kevin said is inaccurate, but just because you have a thought doesn't mean you have to open your mouth.

puig has given the world plenty of reasons to be gone after.

no doubt this thing was a response to a question in the first place.  and he says: dani lacks nothing, he needs to reach another level by himself.  compliment, encouragement.

he also says he doesn't think dani will do it, which is just trademark schwantz honesty*.

in contrast, puig's reply reads like a petulant little girl.  85 references to how dani is better than kevin... stfu.  kevin never said a word about himself.  he just gave honest opinions about pedro.  i'm sure he's not the only person in that paddock who thinks dani will never do it.. not by a long shot.



*he's also pretty hard on ben in his recent soup article.  and those guys are friends.

Pedro has better record than (say) Capirossi, but just like Capirex, Dani's good but not good enough.

What would it take for Ewokrosa to win?

Getting rid of Papa Puig?

Maybe that's the only reason he's winning.

Quote from: gm2 on May 01, 2013, 04:06:46 PM
marquez's manager is Emilio Alzamora.

But I like Emilio so he can't be Marc's Douche Coach. He will have to get some pointers from Puig.

In all seriousness though, Puig is toxic. Period. He's like the Tara Reid of the GP paddock. Just go the make the beast with two backs away because nobody really cares.

At least Kevin interacts with all aspects of racing. Puig thinks his shit smells like lavender and chamomile.

Quote from: ZILBERT on May 01, 2013, 07:33:54 PM
Tara Reid

i see her from time to time.  it's entertaining.  

Quote from: ZILBERT on May 01, 2013, 07:33:54 PM
Puig thinks his shit smells like lavender and chamomile.

It might.  If he eats enough of them it will.  My shit smells like lasagna and PBR

Quote from: gm2 on May 01, 2013, 07:40:32 PM
i see her from time to time.  it's entertaining.  

Pics, or it didn't happen.

Both of them should STFU

Quote from: ducatiz on May 01, 2013, 08:01:39 PM
  My shit smells like lasagna and PBR

how very Fells Point of you !?!?!?!

Quote from: ZILBERT on May 01, 2013, 01:18:04 PM
I hereby attest and affirm that Alberto Puig shall from this moment henceforth be renamed in all legal, public and private interactions to: King Brian Wy McDouche, Master and Lord of all Pint sized Spanish Douchebags.

This needs to be printed in bronze.

Quote from: gm2 on May 01, 2013, 12:17:48 PM

imo it's puig who looks like a giant douche here. 

as usual.

I agree. Kevin made some good points. Puig went straight for "You're a crap rider and my guy is awesome!"

Which has make the beast with two backs-all to do with the points Kevin was making and if anything bolstered his case about Papi Puig and his all-midget, Menudo-esque racing squad.