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Started by Slide Panda, April 30, 2013, 12:38:42 PM

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Slide Panda

April 30, 2013, 12:38:42 PM
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Monsterlover

#1
May 01, 2013, 07:27:30 PM
[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducatiz

#2
May 01, 2013, 07:32:52 PM
The reality is that these are real people complaining about things. 
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

krolik

#3
May 02, 2013, 06:38:48 PM
I like number 27.  [laugh]
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

fastwin

#4
May 03, 2013, 07:08:02 AM
They all should be lined up and hit in the back of the head with a shovel. Is that wrong? [laugh] Whaaaay... a turkey broke my neck! [laugh] [laugh]

By the way, what's a latte? :)

Have a nice weekend folks. [thumbsup]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Slide Panda

#5
May 03, 2013, 07:16:52 AM
A latte is a coffe drink a 'latte' is a gramatical error like using irregardless (which is only recognized as dialectic speech) when you mean regardless, saying/using decimated when you really mean destroyed, totaled, raised to the ground etc etc (decimated is 1 in 10) and literally when you mean figuratively.

- I'll be here, channeling James May aaaaallll day.  ;D
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

ducatiz

#6
May 03, 2013, 07:22:49 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on May 03, 2013, 07:16:52 AM
A latte is a coffe drink a 'latte' is a gramatical error like using irregardless (which is only recognized as dialectic speech) when you mean regardless, saying/using decimated when you really mean destroyed, totaled, raised to the ground etc etc (decimated is 1 in 10) and literally when you mean figuratively.

- I'll be here, channeling James May aaaaallll day.  ;D

I think you mean razed. [laugh]
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Slide Panda

#7
May 03, 2013, 07:27:21 AM
Touche...

IN my defense, I have a 1 month old at home. You know what sort of metal space that puts me in 'Tiz.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

ungeheuer

#8
May 03, 2013, 07:29:10 AM
Latte isn't a coffee drink.  Its the milk in a coffee drink.

Caffè latte.  Coffee [with] milk.

Quote from: Slide Panda on May 03, 2013, 07:27:21 AM
Touche...

IN my defense, I have a 1 month old at home. You know what sort of metal space that puts me in 'Tiz.
I cant imagine.  What kind of metal space?   ;D

Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

Slide Panda

#9
May 03, 2013, 07:35:22 AM
A bit bent and deformed. It's not as malleable as it normally is

;D
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

ducatiz

#10
May 03, 2013, 09:36:01 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on May 03, 2013, 07:27:21 AM
Touche...

IN my defense, I have a 1 month old at home. You know what sort of metal space that puts me in 'Tiz.

you have my empathy and understanding.  i remember going days without a full nights sleep and barely able to function...
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

fastwin

#11
May 03, 2013, 12:10:39 PM
I have no biological offspring and I still go days without a full nights sleep and can barely function on any given day... wait, shouldn't that be a full night without sleep? I thought days weren't supposed to be filled with sleep? [laugh]

And I thought latte was just a misspelling of "later". ;D
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

mitt

#12
May 03, 2013, 01:53:04 PM
I thought it was a cross post to this

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=60069.0

cokey

#13
May 05, 2013, 08:49:35 PM
Haven't had a full nights sleep going on 3 yrs now ... 
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

brimo

#14
May 06, 2013, 02:40:01 PM
#28 Can't decide whether to use 95 or 98 Octane in the Monster, will have to consult the DMF
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917
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