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brimo

#2805
May 03, 2013, 11:47:39 PM
Quote from: Buckethead on May 03, 2013, 09:48:08 PM


This glass will hold roughly 2/3 of a 750ml bottle of wine.

In case you were wondering.
Only 500 ml , that's not even a pint....;-)
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

DarkMonster620

#2806
May 04, 2013, 05:26:04 AM
Quote from: brimo on May 03, 2013, 11:47:39 PM
Only 500 ml , that's not even a pint....;-)

but it's 'ein halber' as I requested them in Germany many many many fortnights ago
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Buckethead

#2807
May 04, 2013, 08:02:59 AM
Quote from: brimo on May 03, 2013, 11:47:39 PM
Only 500 ml , that's not even a pint....;-)

Those would be the math skills that most of a bottle of wine would inhibit. :)

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

LowThudd

#2808
May 05, 2013, 07:51:23 AM
I thought I was drunk, but then I woke up and had another beer. Now I am fiine! 8)

LMT

#2809
May 13, 2013, 08:08:35 PM
Free ticket (2) to a Seattle Beer week event. 10 4 ounce pours free. I used all of my tickets, had fend use his for me, and then got free pours from the brewers! Drunk? Yes! Spell check is great.

[beer] one more for the bubble bath!   [beer]

KnightofNi

#2810
May 13, 2013, 10:44:47 PM
I feel it's common knowledge, but I wanted to check in tonight.


This is actually my first night being drunk since friday. Lol

Hooray unemployment
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Skybarney

#2811
May 14, 2013, 11:28:23 AM
I feel bad for you guys.  Having to wait all day for after work to drink is simply sad......  At my job we have to chug a cup of champagne with our clients every morning.  Kinda sets the bar for the day.  We are often sitting about drinking beer by 10:00am.
Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.

KnightofNi

#2812
May 15, 2013, 11:37:35 PM
I can't read previous posts right now. Thank your deity of choice for bars within stumbling distance. Locals buy too many shots
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ungeheuer

#2813
May 16, 2013, 05:49:57 AM
Salt Mine HQ.

Its not all misery  ;D

[drink] [beer] [drink]
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jaxduc

#2814
May 18, 2013, 02:19:32 AM
Why am I drinking whiskey and soda at 5.am on Saturday morning?
It's 5 o' clock somewhere right?  Thats 5 pm......
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Aren't you the Panigale hater?

ungeheuer

#2815
May 18, 2013, 02:37:16 AM
Quote from: jaxduc on May 18, 2013, 02:19:32 AM
Why am I drinking whiskey and soda at 5.am on Saturday morning?
It's 5 o' clock somewhere right?  Thats 5 pm......
7.38pm and its Whiskey and Dry Ginger time here  [beer] [beer]
Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


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jaxduc

#2816
May 18, 2013, 02:41:37 AM
I guess its all a matter of time zones
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Aren't you the Panigale hater?

jaxduc

#2817
May 18, 2013, 02:42:33 AM
 [beer]















[bacon]
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Aren't you the Panigale hater?

LowThudd

#2818
May 18, 2013, 08:04:07 PM
It's been one of these weeks...

LowThudd

#2819
May 23, 2013, 06:41:27 PM
For Starters, I had to try this. The perfect liqueur the for the cocaine addict in your life(not that I am one).




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