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The little things in life (that irritate you)

Started by freeclimbmtb, October 04, 2012, 08:49:03 AM

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LowThudd

Quote from: Skybarney on May 18, 2013, 12:01:10 AM
Ex girlfriends that think it's ok to climb into bed while you are sleeping............................

Have you got their number? lol

WarrenJ

I am very hard to irritate, but this morning I was doing a 12 mile walk and about 7 miles into it, an oxygen thief on a Harley decided it would be the thing to do to spit at me as he went past.  Shooting him off his motorcycle would not have been legally justified, but removing a POS like that from the gene pool should be allowed at least annually.   >:(
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Doe-Foe

Even annually might be a little hard to get permission for in the birth state of HD.

Desert Dust

Quote from: Doe-Foe on May 19, 2013, 01:28:00 PM
Even annually might be a little hard to get permission for in the birth state of HD.
I agree. Shooting him would be much too harsh. Next time carry a 3' pipe with you and toss it between his spokes as he rides by. Then he'll be spitting dust for a few minutes.  [laugh]
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ducpainter

The lawn tractor I bought for $100...

and have to work on every friggen time I use it.

I should have listened to dad. [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang]
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ungeheuer

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2013, 04:35:28 PM
The lawn tractor I bought for $100...

and have to work on every friggen time I use it.

I should have listened to dad. [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang]
Been there done that.  Then I listened to your Dad.  Paid over FIVE make the beast with two backsing Grand for a brand new tough-as-buggery Greenfields.... $5000 to mow grass  :o.  Paying for it made me feel ill  [puke] :-\ [laugh].

And not today's five grand either.  It was 5K twenty years ago...  But here's the thing...

After 2 decades of harsh abuse and minimal maintenance... its still works better than i have any right to expect  8).

What a bargain   [thumbsup]
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ducpainter

Quote from: ungeheuer on May 20, 2013, 04:57:33 PM
Been there done that.  Then I listened to your Dad.  Paid over FIVE make the beast with two backsing Grand for a brand new tough-as-buggery Greenfields.... $5000 to mow grass  :o.  Paying for it made me feel ill  [puke] :-\ [laugh].

And not today's five grand either.  It was 5K twenty years ago...  But here's the thing...

After 2 decades of harsh abuse and minimal maintenance... its still works better than i have any right to expect  8).

What a bargain   [thumbsup]

I'm going to landscape the new house with crushed stone...

everything else will get hayed or mowed with a brush cutter behind the tractor.

Eff this lawn shit. ;D
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a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Monsterlover

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MendoDave

I hired a guy to come over and do my lawns a couple of times a month for $100 bucks. I was going to buy a riding mower but not now.

Howie

If anyone is interested I have squirrels that will dig up your lawn and plants as well as steal your vegetables, eliminating the need for gardening equipment [bang]

WarrenJ

I am seriously considering sheep for the lawn.  They are lawn mowers that replicate themselves, fertilize your lawn, manufacture the fiber for your clothes and you can eat them.  Looking at Rambouletts - good in cold climates and produce Merino wool. 
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zooom

Quote from: WarrenJ on May 21, 2013, 06:00:10 AM
I am seriously considering sheep for the lawn.  They are lawn mowers that replicate themselves, fertilize your lawn, manufacture the fiber for your clothes and you can eat them.  Looking at Rambouletts - good in cold climates and produce Merino wool. 

you can do the same thing with Alpaca's or perhaps even mini cows! ( yes, they have them!!!)
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Skybarney

Spending $100.00 at a Ducati shop and having the "tech" screw it up.  How the @%$# can I trust them to do required services?
Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
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nickshelby500kr

Quote from: Skybarney on May 21, 2013, 08:35:32 AM
Spending $100.00 at a Ducati shop and having the "tech" screw it up.  How the @%$# can I trust them to do required services?

Oh, do tell? Just leave out names.

Skybarney

It was a shop in Sacramento, they charged me to setup the suspension and failed horribly.  Absolutely horrible.......  I don't use names  [beer]
Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.