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The "Official" Oz Monster Say Anything Thread...

Started by Super T.I.B, June 14, 2008, 12:00:31 AM

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Mishka

Hey Suyj found Perrys next scooter. [evil]



Aprilla SVR 850

V-twin with the lot [thumbsup] [laugh].
Past Bikes -
KAWASAKI ZZR 250
HONDA VT 250 CUSTOM
HONDA CB 900 HORNET
SUZUKI SV1000S

Current -
DUCATI MONSTER S4R

braando



Coincidences do occur.

For instance, the very day I re-registered the Monster was the day that all this rain started.....!        [roll]

Betty

Quote from: Brian W on June 23, 2013, 03:38:14 PM

Coincidences do occur.

For instance, the very day I re-registered the Monster was the day that all this rain started.....!        [roll]

There is nothing coincidental about that ... you might need to check your definitions.

Coincidence would be if the two things were unrelated but occurred simultaneous by chance ... we all know in this case it would be bullshit to suggest such a thing.

Quote from: Brian W on June 23, 2013, 03:38:14 PM

Coincidences Certainties do occur exist.

For instance, the very day I re-registered the Monster was the day that all this rain started.....!        [roll]

That's much more accurate.
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Wells

Quote from: Brian W on June 23, 2013, 03:38:14 PM
Coincidences ... the very day I re-registered the Monster was the day that all this rain started.....!        [roll]

Whatever, Tlaloc
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_rain_deities
2005 M620
Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!”
NYTimes: "...highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector."

FIFO


Quote from: Brian W on June 23, 2013, 03:38:14 PM

Coincidences do occur.

For instance, the very day I re-registered the Monster was the day that all this rain started.....!        [roll]

Quote from: Wells on June 23, 2013, 06:57:56 PM
Whatever, Tlaloc
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_rain_deities




Wells

I Think (Yu Shit) YÇ" ShÄ«; literally: "Master of Rain"  is the appropriate one ???

     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu_Shi




in memory of Brian W, 2010 /2015


suzyj

#2661
I met another Monster owner here in Geraldton!

He had an 1100 with Ikea suspension & toomuchmoney exhaust, parked outside the local Subway.

I went over to have a stickybeak. He saw me and asked if I have a Ducati. The tone of his look when I said I have a 695 was "oh, the girls monster". Oh well. One could argue, if one was of a mind, that an 1100 (or any of the new cast subframe and silly headlight ones) isn't, ahem, a real monster. Swedish suspension and all.

Yes, I am being defensive.


2007 Monster 695 with a few mods.
2013 Piaggio Typhoon 50 2 stroke speed demon.

Betty

Quote from: suzyj on June 29, 2013, 03:06:15 AM
The tone of his look when I said I have a 695 was "oh, the girls monster".

Well it is one of the girls Monsters.

Did you ask him when the Geraldton DOC Concours is held?
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suzyj

Quote from: Betty on June 29, 2013, 04:13:37 AM
Well it is one of the girls Monsters.

Does that include the 620? Just sayin'.

Quote from: Betty on June 29, 2013, 04:13:37 AMDid you ask him when the Geraldton DOC Concours is held?

Nah, I reckon Rob would just bribe the judges here too.


2007 Monster 695 with a few mods.
2013 Piaggio Typhoon 50 2 stroke speed demon.

Betty

Quote from: suzyj on June 29, 2013, 04:34:40 AM
Does that include the 620? Just sayin'.

Sure does ... the 800 as well  [thumbsup]

Seemed to always be defined as the 'wet clutch models' ... so if he had an Evo - he'd qualify too  :o
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J5

you could have responded

yeh but i actually ride mine further than from home to subway  [cheeky]
i dont care if you have been a mechanic for 10 years doing something for a long time does not make you good at it, take my gf for an example shes been walking for 28 years and still manages to fall over all the time.

FIFO

Quote from: suzyj on June 29, 2013, 03:06:15 AM
I met another Monster owner here in Geraldton!

He had an 1100 with Ikea suspension & toomuchmoney exhaust, parked outside the local Subway.

I went over to have a stickybeak. He saw me and asked if I have a Ducati. The tone of his look when I said I have a 695 was "oh, the girls monster". Oh well. One could argue, if one was of a mind, that an 1100 (or any of the new cast subframe and silly headlight ones) isn't, ahem, a real monster. Swedish suspension and all.

Yes, I am being defensive.


Suzy, that guy must have they same, Small penis syndrome as, Teff/ aka Hoss aka Bwian w  ;)

in memory of Brian W, 2010 /2015

PAUL M


dragonworld.

Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Mishka

I have found the picture below of Sir Rob S in his youth, little devil [evil] [evil] [clap] [clap] [laugh] [laugh]

Past Bikes -
KAWASAKI ZZR 250
HONDA VT 250 CUSTOM
HONDA CB 900 HORNET
SUZUKI SV1000S

Current -
DUCATI MONSTER S4R