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Started by tommys67, May 07, 2008, 05:30:19 AM

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DRKWNG

#315
July 06, 2013, 04:37:35 PM
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

triangleforge

#316
July 10, 2013, 02:57:54 PM
By hammer and hand all arts do stand.
2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon

1.21GW

#317
July 10, 2013, 05:05:38 PM
The herd of impalas jump across the road was graceful and very beautiful.  The one jumping into the car was just plain funny.
"I doubt I'm her type---I'm sure she's used to the finer things.  I'm usually broke. I'm kinda sloppy…"

1.21GW

#318
July 10, 2013, 05:06:39 PM
Might be a derby, but worth a second post if it is.  Carnage really picks up at 1:30 mark:

RED BULL HARE SCRAMBLE 2013 30+ RIDERS CRASH
"I doubt I'm her type---I'm sure she's used to the finer things.  I'm usually broke. I'm kinda sloppy…"

triangleforge

#319
July 11, 2013, 09:10:35 AM
That's the trailer for "World War Z II - Rise of the Moto Zombies," right?

For a while, I thought they might pile up enough bikes in the gap so that following racers could just ride on the machinery instead of the dirt.
By hammer and hand all arts do stand.
2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon

Grampa

#321
July 22, 2013, 08:24:52 AM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

The Mad King Pepe'

#322
July 25, 2013, 08:06:06 AM
His motorcycle was amazing ~ ~ I throw in the towel

Made me think of Churchill's speech:
"We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender" ... until d'oh!  [laugh]
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

The Mad King Pepe'

#323
July 26, 2013, 06:32:57 AM
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

spolic

#324
July 26, 2013, 03:54:15 PM
She's no Neil Peart or John Bohman but she can sure bang the skins!

4th of July - Timmy's Belly Flop
He man, where are all the ads?

The Mad King Pepe'

#325
July 26, 2013, 05:34:11 PM

I got me a brand new combine harvester....


I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE HARVESTER AND ILL GIVE YOU THE KEY!
COME ON NOW LET'S STICK TOGETHER IN PERFECT HARMONY!

I'VE GOT 20 ACRES YOU'VE GOT 43
I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE HARVESTER AND ILL GIVE YOU THE KEY!

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

kopfjäger

#326
July 27, 2013, 07:45:17 PM
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Grampa

#328
July 28, 2013, 12:44:13 PM
 8)
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

kopfjäger

#329
July 28, 2013, 06:33:55 PM
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