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The little things in life (that irritate you)

Started by freeclimbmtb, October 04, 2012, 08:49:03 AM

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Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Ddan

2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org

Big Troubled Bear

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

scaramanga

people who say sammich when its sangweech  ;D
2008 s2r1000
2011 sf1098

Speeddog

- - - - - Valley Desmo Service - - - - -
Reseda, CA

(951) 640-8908


~~~ "We've rearranged the deck chairs, refilled the champagne glasses, and the band sounds great. This is fine." - Alberto Puig ~~~

scaramanga

2008 s2r1000
2011 sf1098

Big Troubled Bear

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

spolic

He man, where are all the ads?

yamifixer

Getting a shower on the bike from the car in front of me when they use their windshield washers.
'00 M900Sie, '66 Benelli Fireball, '70 Honda Z50
Valve Springs are EVIL

zooom

Quote from: yamifixer on July 19, 2013, 09:03:05 AM
Getting a shower on the bike from the car in front of me when they use their windshield washers.

if you have a visor squeegee on your left index finger...take advanatge and clean your visor with it...

making lemonade outta lemons
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

scaramanga

2008 s2r1000
2011 sf1098

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

LowThudd

Even though I have climbed the stairs in my house a thousand times, I hate that one mischievous step that seems to enjoy jumping up in front of my toe every once in a while, causing me to yell "Em Effer" and "OW" for a few minutes.

Skybarney

People that buy a coupon, ignore the limitations and get mad at me.  Learn to make the beast with two backsing read.

PS If I ever get yelled at for not providing childcare (while their parents go ballooning) by a groupon using loser ever again I am gonna go to their house and eat the damn child.   Three times this has happened, idiots.   >:(
Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.

ducpainter

Businesses that offer groupon coupons and then complain about the quality of the customer.  ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”