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Started by krolik, July 12, 2008, 08:55:45 AM

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SKOM

#30
July 14, 2008, 12:32:28 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on July 14, 2008, 12:30:30 PM
Mine did too, but you didn't bother noticing it.

Chuck Norris' breath made ANWR the shithole it is today.

[laugh]

I guess my firefox "CTRL + F" couldn't find it.  :-\
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spolic

#31
July 14, 2008, 02:37:22 PM
He man, where are all the ads?

Grampa

#32
July 14, 2008, 03:16:47 PM
Casey Stoners tires are made from stands of hair from Chucks beard.
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SKOM

#33
July 14, 2008, 03:21:47 PM
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

[bacon]
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spolic

#34
July 14, 2008, 03:50:06 PM
Really? You're going to try and turn a Chuck Norris thread into a bacon one?     cool [thumbsup]
He man, where are all the ads?

spolic

#35
July 14, 2008, 03:53:06 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't drive with Run Flat Tires, if he get's a flat he just whips out some duct tape and a pen cap!
















Oh, wait that's McGyver.
He man, where are all the ads?

Grappa

#36
July 14, 2008, 04:10:13 PM
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse.  Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Scottish

#37
July 14, 2008, 04:18:31 PM
When Chunk Norris wants to shave he scrapes his beard off with his fingernails...... because only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.  [bacon]

55Spy

#38
July 15, 2008, 02:31:47 AM
There are no virgins chuck norris hasn F'd every woman alive

KnightofNi

#39
July 15, 2008, 08:46:37 AM
chuck norris' beard deflects bullets.
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spolic

#40
July 15, 2008, 10:04:33 AM
Chuck Norris does not disco, he is disco.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzPkXLmwGSw
He man, where are all the ads?

fwtcc

#41
July 15, 2008, 02:04:57 PM
Quote from: SKOM on July 14, 2008, 03:21:47 PM
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

[bacon]

Chuck Norris gets McDonald's breakfast at 1035PM, I mean 2235.  Chuck Norris is too bad ass to use a 12 hour clock.
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#42
July 15, 2008, 07:49:20 PM Last Edit: July 15, 2008, 08:13:15 PM by Manny
Quote from: spolic on July 15, 2008, 10:04:33 AM
Chuck Norris does not disco, he is disco.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzPkXLmwGSw

Misthreaded post. That belongs in WTF?!


If Chuck Norris was capable of being injured, he would perform his own surgeries.

ducatiz

#43
July 16, 2008, 05:16:42 AM
Quote from: Manny on July 15, 2008, 07:49:20 PM
If Chuck Norris was capable of being injured, he would perform his own surgeries.

then his name would be Rambo.
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#44
July 17, 2008, 04:17:51 PM
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