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he is soooooo gonna get laid...

Started by Grampa, September 05, 2013, 07:37:53 PM

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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducatiz

Wasnt he in the opening scene of Idiocracy?
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.


ungeheuer

See?  Now I would normally just look at that and think "dick head" [roll].

But you made me laugh bobspapa with the thread title and your introductory line...   [laugh] [laugh]
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Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

Rudemouthsky

"while there is a lower class, I am in it, and while there is a criminal element, I am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free." -Debs

DucHead

Meh, I hope he gets laid.

...just so he doesn't reproduce.
'05 S4R (>47k mi); '04 Bandit 1200 (>92k mi; sold); '02 Bandit 1200 (>11k mi); '97 Bandit 1200 (2k mi); '13 FJR1300 (1k mi); IBA #28454 "45"

ducatiz

Quote from: DucHead on September 06, 2013, 05:33:12 AM
Meh, I hope he gets laid.

...just so he doesn't reproduce.


He will..... in prison.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Steve.In.Atlanta

Quote from: DucHead on September 06, 2013, 05:33:12 AM
Meh, I hope he gets laid.

...just so he doesn't reproduce.

He's going to end up with a few baby momma's, continue working his menial job so he can hang with his boys and go super fast in a straight line.
2005 Monster S4R
1982 Moto Guzzi V50 Mk3 (project bike)
2001 Monster 900S (stolen)

JohnEE


Raux

Quote from: JohnEE on September 06, 2013, 07:14:06 AM
They know what a km is in oklahoma?

no, but they have no clue how to wear helmets

duc_fan

 [laugh]

Brings whole new meaning to the term "ram air"
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Track: 2005 Honda CBR 600RR - Salvage project
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Johnny OrganDonor

Was expecting him to moosh a bird or, at least, swallow a juicy bug.

Rudemouthsky

"while there is a lower class, I am in it, and while there is a criminal element, I am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free." -Debs

ducatiz

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducatiz

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.