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Started by Howie, September 01, 2013, 11:30:23 AM

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DarkMonster620

#1
September 01, 2013, 12:00:11 PM
And in vehicles too, let it be squirrels or rats or raccoons or any other rodent . . . why do they like the insulation so much?
Carlos
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
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Howie

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September 01, 2013, 01:01:53 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on September 01, 2013, 12:00:11 PM
And in vehicles too, let it be squirrels or rats or raccoons or any other rodent . . . why do they like the insulation so much?

The article doesn't really accept the reality of what is happening, JIHAD!  Suicide terrorist squirrels!

DarkMonster620

#3
September 01, 2013, 01:04:39 PM
got that much, but, why do they like the insulation so much . . . aren't they supposed to learn? or is it that they have to go get THAT nut that they die for it?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

duc_fan

#4
September 03, 2013, 11:07:18 AM
We coexisted peacefully... until the little bastids chewed through the turbo vane position sensor wiring on my truck.  >:(

Now vehicles don't get parked outside for more than an hour, and I trap and "dispose" of the little wankers whenever they show up near the house.
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MendoDave

#5
September 06, 2013, 05:43:42 AM
Stephen Colbert might have to change the #1 #2  & #4 greatest threats to America from Bears to Squirrels.

Raux

#6
September 06, 2013, 06:19:08 AM
read what marmets (sp?) do to cars in Germany  [thumbsup]

it's not squirrel uprising, it's a rodent/weasel uprising

triangleforge

#8
September 21, 2015, 08:52:48 PM
It's worth resurrecting this thread to call attention to a new and insidious threat:

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MotoPsycho

#9
September 24, 2015, 10:27:34 AM
It's been too long since I trolled this section of the interwebs. Had me rolling the moment I first started reading this thread. Which reminded me:

https://youtu.be/WXybFgTy95g
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ducpainter

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September 24, 2015, 03:35:37 PM
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Howie

#12
September 26, 2015, 03:42:04 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 24, 2015, 03:35:37 PM
Who swerves for a squirrel?   ???

Many think they are God's cute little furry creatures.

Few know they are the work of  SATAN!

koko64

#13
September 29, 2015, 06:26:56 AM
 [laugh]
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