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Started by ZLTFUL, September 26, 2013, 08:52:07 PM

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ZLTFUL

September 26, 2013, 08:52:07 PM
...and left this busted ass E60 in my driveway.



Decided to swap my beloved TL for something with AWD...
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Bick

#1
September 26, 2013, 08:54:06 PM
Road Trip!
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#2
September 26, 2013, 09:33:02 PM
That's a nice theif.  :D
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#3
September 26, 2013, 10:45:22 PM
i blame the white kid
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#4
September 27, 2013, 02:36:36 AM
It was the lady in that white pickup. Shes been casing the neighborhood, just parking here and there behind those tinted windows. She pays those two kids in Gummy bears to act as a distraction while she pulls it off.

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#5
September 27, 2013, 03:04:25 AM
I'm gonna call BS on this.

Furthermore I'm prepared to go right out on a limb and suggest that the BMW is actually yours.... and you're just too damned embarrassed to admit it.

;D

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#6
September 27, 2013, 07:05:16 AM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on September 27, 2013, 02:36:36 AM
It was the lady in that white pickup. Shes been casing the neighborhood, just parking here and there behind those tinted windows. She pays those two kids in Gummy bears to act as a distraction while she pulls it off.


Now if you could only get your neighborhood crackhead to do the same for you...
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ZLTFUL

#7
September 27, 2013, 07:55:22 AM
LOL.

Don't get me wrong, I loved everything about my Acura *except* that it wasn't AWD.
I searched high and low for a car that was comparable in virtually every way but also added AWD.
The 2009+ TLs are butt ugly or I would have went that route.

She's a 2008 535xi.
And the twin turbo 3.0 inline 6 is a friggin' locomotive engine...300ft/lbs or slightly above from 1400rpms to 5000rpms. It doesn't have a torque curve...it has a torque line.
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#8
September 27, 2013, 07:59:32 AM
Pics of it smoking all 4 please.
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#9
September 27, 2013, 08:01:20 AM
Maybe they'll come steal my worn out Mazda 6 wagon next.
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#10
September 27, 2013, 08:50:04 AM
Quote from: Steve.In.Atlanta on September 27, 2013, 08:01:20 AM
Maybe they'll come steal my worn out Mazda 6 wagon next.

and "pimp your ride"?
half fast

Steve.In.Atlanta

#11
September 27, 2013, 09:24:48 AM
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Skybarney

#12
September 27, 2013, 08:10:13 PM
Do you know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?  A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.....

I had a C330 convertible and I actually got tired of how people looked at me when I was at a stop light.  It was either being insanely good looking or it was the car.

Nice ride  ;)
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#13
September 28, 2013, 02:23:02 AM
Quote from: Skybarney on September 27, 2013, 08:10:13 PM
Do you know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?  A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.....

http://www.carbuzz.com/news/2013/9/15/UPDATE-Drivers-of-Blue-BMWs-are-the-Douchebag-Elite-7716232/

Last month it was reported by the Wall Street Journal that BMW drivers really are the biggest douchebag drivers on the road today. The publication even had statistical evidence to back up this claim. But today things are going a little more in-depth in regards to which of those BMW drivers are the absolute worst of the worst when it comes to asshole driving.  According to the Daily Mail (a publication that’s always striving for journalistic integrity), men who drive blue BMWs "are more likely to be aggressive than motorists in any other car." - See more at: http://www.carbuzz.com/news/2013/9/15/UPDATE-Drivers-of-Blue-BMWs-are-the-Douchebag-Elite-7716232/#sthash.BV8yN9qL.dpuf Specifically, these are guys between the ages of 35-50, and blue was identified as the most aggressive color, with black, silver, green and red following. However, this study was conducted in the UK, another country that apparently has douche BMW drivers

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#14
September 29, 2013, 04:58:43 PM
Wait... Top Gear lied to us?  :o  They've been telling us that BMWs are okay again, because all the pricks have gone over to Audi...
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