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NSFW, annoying, ridiculous, funny Lithuanian Mineral Water AD

Started by WarrenJ, September 30, 2013, 06:57:59 PM

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WarrenJ

This isn't a dress rehearsal for life - this is it!

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 perspective
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
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i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

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WarrenJ

I don't think that any of us here would dare drink any as we are all far too awesome already - who knows what would happen!!!???
This isn't a dress rehearsal for life - this is it!

Buckethead

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Dirty Duc


the_Journeyman

Wow.  Are recreational drugs popular with marketing majors there?

JM
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memper

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herm

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