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the little things in life (that make you smile)

Started by Speeddog, November 02, 2012, 09:23:34 PM

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ungeheuer

#210
September 30, 2013, 05:43:20 AM
Quote from: Ducatamount on September 30, 2013, 04:55:21 AM
The Mods elimination of the beloved NOGAS thread <snip>
Life's little victories  [thumbsup] [thumbsup]
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ungeheuer

#211
October 03, 2013, 04:24:13 AM
I learned a new word yesterday.

"douchenozzle"

[laugh]

Love it....

douchenozzle douchenozzle douchenozzle 

thanks ZILBERT  [thumbsup]

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Speedbag

#212
October 07, 2013, 11:39:20 AM
So the SO and I went to the Minnesota Zoo this weekend (a pretty cool place), since she had never been there…

In the Minnesota Trail section, which consists of native critters, there is a rather impressive Lynx display. As we were walking up to it, we saw a young family consisting of the two parents and their young son, who was maybe four or so. The two lynx were front and center, and the one was sort of nuzzling the other. Within a second or two he suddenly sort of grabbed the other by the scruff of the neck with his mouth, stepped over, and they started getting it on! The young mom, horrified, spun around her son and began to lead him away from the terrifying spectacle as I quietly said, “allllll riiiiiiight” in my best Quagmire imitation. Her grinning husband then took off after them.

To think that you’d see such a terrible thing in such a place as a zoo!

:)
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Monsterlover

#213
October 07, 2013, 06:49:15 PM
Giggity!
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Bick

#214
October 22, 2013, 10:47:51 AM
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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