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Started by herm, June 01, 2008, 12:36:32 PM

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DRKWNG

#585
November 12, 2013, 03:24:51 AM
Quote from: alfisti on November 11, 2013, 06:18:44 PM
These things are creepy as make the beast with two backs to me.

Babies?
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

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Oldfisti

#586
November 12, 2013, 03:49:45 AM
Quote from: DRKWNG on November 12, 2013, 03:24:51 AM
Babies?


Those are dolls.

People dress them up and cart them around in strollers as if it's really their kid.

Creepy. As. make the beast with two backs.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

cokey

#587
November 12, 2013, 09:24:33 AM
yup   creepy lol..

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Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

spolic

#588
November 21, 2013, 12:53:02 PM
New holiday stamps: Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and... a gingerbread house.  WTF USPS?



There is this thing that you might have heard about called Festivus....come on!
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zooom

#589
November 21, 2013, 01:23:32 PM
Quote from: spolic on November 21, 2013, 12:53:02 PM

There is this thing that you might have heard about called Festivus....come on!

is that the day when Ducati comes out with a motard?
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Ducatamount

#590
November 22, 2013, 02:31:53 PM
Not sure if this belongs here as it doesn't make me angry. Actually kind of the opposite.
http://www.laravisual.com/old-finnish-people-with-things-on-their-heads/
half fast

Desert Dust

#591
November 22, 2013, 08:23:52 PM
Quote from: Ducatamount on November 22, 2013, 02:31:53 PM
Not sure if this belongs here as it doesn't make me angry. Actually kind of the opposite.
http://www.laravisual.com/old-finnish-people-with-things-on-their-heads/
Wow! A truly bizarre cultural phenomenon.
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Speeddog

#593
December 12, 2013, 12:16:20 PM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on December 12, 2013, 11:43:24 AM
What?

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=universe-really-is-a-holo

That article appeared to be written in English, but I didn't understand much of it at all.
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cokey

#594
December 12, 2013, 01:10:56 PM
^^  basically...


just along for the ride
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

Grampa

#595
December 12, 2013, 01:37:10 PM
bazinga!
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
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zooom

#596
December 13, 2013, 06:06:51 AM
Jerky Gun ?!?!?!?!?

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000T3HXA8/?tag=051-20


looks like budget low rent Slim Jim's...but still....
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

Skybarney

#597
December 23, 2013, 11:28:16 AM
My dog runs free all day.  However at dark it is time to be tied up as the coyotes outnumber him.  Walked out last night to put him on the lead and almost jumped out of my skin.  Living in cattle country does have it upsides, if you are my pup.

Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.

fastwin

#598
December 23, 2013, 11:53:27 AM
Ahhhh... the life of a dog. Mine would have tried to drag it inside to show it off. "Hey Dad, look what I found!"
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

cokey

#599
December 26, 2013, 07:16:11 PM
Awesome. ..
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.
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