Thinking about surprising my wife...with a dissassembled MC in the living room..

Started by Rudemouthsky, December 11, 2013, 03:50:09 PM

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ungeheuer

#15
December 13, 2013, 02:12:01 AM
where do people go during those six months?
Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


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zooom

#16
December 13, 2013, 06:19:14 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on December 13, 2013, 02:12:01 AM
where do people go during those six months?

crazy
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silas

#17
December 13, 2013, 08:58:05 AM
Yes, Budget some diamonds in the build and deliver them to her prior to the teardown. Start after all parts are in hand to shorten the mess. Drape a sheet over the work table ea night...
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memper

#18
December 13, 2013, 09:16:06 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 12, 2013, 07:13:55 AM
just tell her you're building a house cleaning robot for her.

girls are ignorant to the ways of science and engineering.


trust me.







;)

Especially Australian girls.
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zooom

#19
December 13, 2013, 09:34:57 AM
Quote from: silas on December 13, 2013, 08:58:05 AM
  Drape a sheet over the work table ea night...

just not the "good" bed sheets.....
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

Betty

#20
December 13, 2013, 03:26:21 PM
Quote from: memper on December 13, 2013, 09:16:06 AM
Especially Australian girls.

Do you think they will take the bait?
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Rudemouthsky

#21
December 13, 2013, 10:50:22 PM
Quote from: ungeheuer on December 13, 2013, 02:12:01 AM
where do people go during those six months?

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red baron

#22
December 14, 2013, 07:49:27 AM
Quote from: Buck Naked on December 13, 2013, 02:00:24 AM
I live in a smelly, filthy city that has literally uninhabitable weather conditions 6 months out of the year...da fuq am I thinking...

What's wrong with Los Angeles weather?
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Monsterlover

#23
December 15, 2013, 06:15:31 PM
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducatiz

#24
December 16, 2013, 05:53:18 AM
It really depends on your wife, man.

Some are far more averse to motor stuff in the house.  I know mine is.  When we were in NYC, I once received a motor on a pallet -- in our apartment.  It was only in the house for 2 days and then I moved it to the workshop, but wow, she was pissssssed.
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suzyj

#25
December 28, 2013, 12:46:19 AM
Quote from: memper on December 13, 2013, 09:16:06 AM
Especially Australian girls.

Hehe. I see what you did there.

You be playin' wit' fire.


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2013 Piaggio Typhoon 50 2 stroke speed demon.

SDRider

#26
December 30, 2013, 08:32:45 PM
I'd recommend jewelry personally. [thumbsup]
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suzyj

#27
December 30, 2013, 11:25:01 PM
I think you really need to buy her her own unreliable bike, so you can share quality time working on them.


2007 Monster 695 with a few mods.
2013 Piaggio Typhoon 50 2 stroke speed demon.

Rudemouthsky

#28
December 31, 2013, 07:35:39 AM Last Edit: December 31, 2013, 07:41:37 AM by Buck Naked
Quote from: suzyj on December 30, 2013, 11:25:01 PM
I think you really need to buy her her own unreliable bike, so you can share quality time working on them.

Or so she can relate...  [bang]
"while there is a lower class, I am in it, and while there is a criminal element, I am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free." -Debs
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