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Plucked from Debil Book

Started by MendoDave, January 15, 2014, 08:29:58 AM

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MendoDave

Saw this on there. Pretty tame stuff but I hate to admit my score was $77.00


DesmoDiva

#1
61.50


81.50 possible
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'02 ST4s Yellow

Jaman


Speeddog

My mom said you were the bad kids.

$56.00
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Ddan

$76.  Yer Mom was probably right
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KnightofNi

75.50

There were only 2 things I couldn't add in. :-[
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Speeddog

Quote from: KnightofNi on January 15, 2014, 11:27:46 AM
75.50

There were only 2 things I couldn't add in. :-[

The day is young, get busy!  [beer]
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brimo



$1,000,567.50.
and that was only counting 1 of the 22 items.
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Speedbag

$64.50.....counting each offense once, of course.  ;D
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Grampa

nope... I got caught peeing in the pool
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

MendoDave

This was sort of fun, but I bet I could come up with a better list. This one appears to have been written by a 10 year old.

$10 for having sex but only $5 for getting arrested?

Obviously whoever wrote this was way under 20 not to mention being married.

It needs some stuff on the list like, ever run from the cops? Been fired more than X times?, had an affair? Seriously contemplated murder? What e
Se should make the list?