What's yours been about?
I remember when I first bought my Monster nearly 10 years ago I dreamt there was a lion loose in my neighborhood. I decided for what ever stupid reason that I had to do something about it (probably because I had small children then). I remember grabbing the damn thing by the mane (handlebars) and trying to control it. 
Another early dream I had was that my bike could fly like an airplane. I would just rev it up in the higher gears and the thing would become airborne.
I had a bad dream last night that I was riding my Monster and it just completely fell apart on me. I looked down to see oil spewing from the cases, the pipes had fallen off, just ridiculous stuff like that.
I think I may need medication.

Cocaine's A Hell of a Drug (Rick James)

technically smaug is a monster

Used to have some about rats until i started biting and stabbing them.