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brimo

#2985
January 02, 2014, 11:49:21 PM
Too hot to do anyfink else but... [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink]  [beer]
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

Rameses

#2986
January 03, 2014, 12:05:58 AM
Quote from: brimo on January 02, 2014, 11:49:21 PM
Too hot to do anyfink else but... [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink]  [beer]


Not hot around these parts, mate.

But that doesn't stop me.   ;D


[beer] [drink]


spolic

#2987
January 08, 2014, 03:35:05 PM
I hope this aint a derBy.

Here daisy!

He man, where are all the ads?

teddy037.3

#2988
January 10, 2014, 07:28:19 PM
evenin' gents

a few bottles of gulden draack on an empty stomach kinda hits you quick.  [beer] hooray beer!

KnightofNi

#2989
January 15, 2014, 01:02:42 AM
Bowen's whiskey is very tasty. I suggest you find some.


Might be difficult if you aren't in SoCal though
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

teddy037.3

#2990
January 15, 2014, 06:18:26 PM
I will have to look into that  [beer]

teddy037.3

#2991
January 15, 2014, 06:54:08 PM
vesper in my belly, time to start my prep work for dinner...

prrrrrretty sure I'll I'll be nice n'drunk by the time it's done.   [roll]

teddy037.3

#2992
January 15, 2014, 11:57:06 PM
4 bottles?

I think 4 bottles of wine.   I wasn't countn

teddy037.3

#2993
January 17, 2014, 06:31:20 PM
now I'm in the right thd

I can see I'm keeping myself company


that's... probably not... a... good... thing.

YellowDuck

#2994
January 17, 2014, 06:57:10 PM
Herro. I am in the house. [beer]

Oldfisti

#2995
January 17, 2014, 06:59:55 PM
I will start now as to keep you all from getting lonely in here.   ;)
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Buckethead

#2997
January 18, 2014, 12:19:20 AM
Yup.

I'm pretty gin.

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Rameses

#2998
January 19, 2014, 11:24:59 PM


I'm pretty bourbon'ed up.

I guess that's what a day at Disney includiing your father wrecking an electric scooter will do fof r you.


it was hilarous, but I wouldn't wish the day I had on anyown.


teddy037.3

#2999
January 20, 2014, 04:32:48 PM
might as well start up now, hooray holiday
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