$76.50

Well, it could have something about restraining orders or interrogation regarding stalking.

Or maybe being on probation.

The 'seriously contemplated murder' is pretty good.

Or taking money from the tip jar at the sandwich shop to make exact change on your purchase.
( I witnessed some tool doing that, and I was so shocked that I let him get away without confronting his lame punk ass about it. )

Quote from: Speeddog on January 15, 2014, 10:54:00 PM
Well, it could have something about restraining orders or interrogation regarding stalking.

Or maybe being on probation.

The 'seriously contemplated murder' is pretty good.

Or taking money from the tip jar at the sandwich shop to make exact change on your purchase.
( I witnessed some tool doing that, and I was so shocked that I let him get away without confronting his lame punk ass about it. )

Those are some good ones.

Quote from: bobspapa on January 15, 2014, 06:34:30 PM
nope... I got caught peeing in the pool

Are you just going to leave out the fact that you got caught because you did it from the diving board?

Quote from: Mendo Dave on January 15, 2014, 08:16:00 PM
This was sort of fun, but I bet I could come up with a better list. This one appears to have been written by a 10 year old.

$10 for having sex but only $5 for getting arrested?

Obviously whoever wrote this was way under 20 not to mention being married.

It needs some stuff on the list like, ever run from the cops? Been fired more than X times?, had an affair? Seriously contemplated murder? What e
Se should make the list?

My thoughts exactly.

Some other ones I can think of...

Sold drugs?

Been wanted for a felony?

Has there ever been a reward offered for information leading to your arrest?

-Been classified as a super villain
-Wrestled a bear
-Slept with a fisher under each arm

Saved someones life? Rescued an animal? Protected someone who needed help? Those should get positive points and the others negative points.


Positive points for sleeping with fish under each arm though...

I see something coming together here.

Quote from: lethe on January 16, 2014, 06:33:00 AM
-Been classified as a super villain
-Wrestled a bear
-Slept with a fisher under each arm

Quote from: Mendo Dave on January 16, 2014, 06:38:23 AM
Saved someones life? Rescued an animal? Protected someone who needed help? Those should get positive points and the others negative points.


Positive points for sleeping with fish under each arm though...

I see something coming together here.

Fisher:



Fish:

Quote from: KnightofNi on January 15, 2014, 11:27:46 AM
75.50

There were only 2 things I couldn't add in.

Same here. I don't remember ever streaking or skinny dipping.

Quote from: Rameses on January 16, 2014, 06:25:56 AM


Are you just going to leave out the fact that you got caught because you did it from the diving board?

Sex with two different partners in a 24 hour period.

Been skydiving

Stole a car

Got high with friends

Drawn on someone while they were drunk

Drawn on a dog while you were drunk


I'll let you all guess which of those apply to me. But they should be on the list.

74.5  I can't kin to kissing boys or cheating on tests.

Quote from: Skybarney on January 17, 2014, 01:05:22 PM
74.5  I can't kin to kissing boys or cheating on tests.

You never kissed your dad as a kid?

The list never specified if it was romantic or not.

Quote from: Oldfisti on January 18, 2014, 04:55:42 AM

You never kissed your dad as a kid?

The list never specified if it was romantic or not.

That's how I took it too.

Quote from: Oldfisti on January 18, 2014, 04:55:42 AM

You never kissed your dad as a kid?

The list never specified if it was romantic or not.

Nope I had a step dad and he was a prick.  Never remembered seeing my real dad as a kid.  Although given the non romantic nature of the kiss I have to admit to kissing a guy on the forehead once.  He tried to start a fight at a bar and when he pulled his shirt over his head I took advantage of the moment and pinned him to the bar right after telling him he was out of his league his buddy came over and agreed with me so as I let him go I gave him a big kiss on the forehead.  It was funny as hell and now I get five more dollars.