That's funny as shit. Being old, fat, and hairless has it's advantages. Chicks finally stopped hitting on me. And a bottle of shampoo lasts me like two years! And they never confuse me with CJ.

Hey, I worked hard to get this bod.  I may have funny looking mirrors at home but they show me exactly what I like to see.  Besides, It helps keep me afloat in the pool.  Really.  You ever notice how fat can float on the surface of water? huh?

As as for the white hair, the chlorine in the pool bleached my hair white.  It's chemistry you know, simple.  Believe me, I know this stuff. 

BTW, I'm turning the garage into a fitness center!  It'll have all the latest equipment to build your body.  Lazy boys, plasma TVs, and a buffet for all the chips and dips and crunchies.  Oh and I'll have a fridge full of beer.  It'll be like Alan's house.  Everything you need and nothing of what you don't. 

I'll call it: CALORIES

The ad will read:

CALORIES!!!, YOU KNOW YOU WANT THEM.

cdc

Quote from: Cyclone on July 21, 2008, 10:10:41 AM
Notes to self for next DMF - LSD Pool Party attendance !

4 - Get inked - preferably a color tatoo - What is the Chinese symbol for Nerd ?

Why I couldnt make it to Motopia for the races Sunday 

Quote from: Kevin848 on July 21, 2008, 04:29:50 PM
Why I couldnt make it to Motopia for the races Sunday 

Niiice

Quote from: caffeinejunkee on July 21, 2008, 04:33:45 PM
Niiice

Thanks... still have a long way to go to finish it. That was about 4 hours of work with only a 30 minute break ... it was not so nice at times 

Quote from: littleyellowduc (LYD) on July 21, 2008, 04:46:15 AM
I like my new boobs also!!

Hey, they did tell you that stuff doesn't come off, right? The only body art I have is a gnarly twelve inch surgery scar down the back of my neck. Heck, I've done a better job filleting fish! Must have been his first stitch up!

Quote from: fastwin on July 21, 2008, 05:13:23 PM
Hey, they did tell you that stuff doesn't come off, right?

Say WHAT!!! 

i spent five years getting up at the crack of dawn running anywhere from 3 miles if we were lucky and 10 miles if the sgtmajor was really pissed off or hadn't gotten any in awhile. 5 days a week of that and i gotta say SCREW THAT SHIT. the spare tire stays!!! i don't run anywhere. join the corps as an 03anything and you'll see real quick how sick and tired you can get of PT (workin out), FIELD DAY (cleaning), waiting and cleaning a damn rifle. 12 yrs ago in the corps i weighed 140lbs at 5'6" a good breeze would blow me over. now it will take a hurricane and i can nap after i eat which makes a good bbq that much better.

Quote from: calscrazy on July 21, 2008, 06:27:16 PM...after i eat which makes a good bbq that much better.

Mmmmm... that settles it!
Linguine with BBQ rib meat sauce for dinner tonight!

Better "prime the chef"!!!   

Quote from: calscrazy on July 21, 2008, 06:27:16 PM
i spent five years getting up at the crack of dawn running anywhere from 3 miles if we were lucky and 10 miles if the sgtmajor was really pissed off or hadn't gotten any in awhile. 5 days a week of that and i gotta say SCREW THAT SHIT. the spare tire stays!!! i don't run anywhere. join the corps as an 03anything and you'll see real quick how sick and tired you can get of PT (workin out), FIELD DAY (cleaning), waiting and cleaning a damn rifle. 12 yrs ago in the corps i weighed 140lbs at 5'6" a good breeze would blow me over. now it will take a hurricane and i can nap after i eat which makes a good bbq that much better.

I can't agree with you more.  When I went into the Corp in 93 I was 155lbs and the same height.  I was skinny, but now F it.  Love me for me!!

Quote from: *** on July 21, 2008, 11:59:47 AM
Oh and I'll have a fridge full of beer.  It'll be like Alan's house.  Everything you need and nothing of what you don't. 

Quote from: Kevin848 on July 15, 2008, 12:24:55 AM
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Quote from: Kevin848 on July 23, 2008, 01:59:28 AM
Trying on a new avatar

Hmmm... Kinda smarmy, no?

Crikey!!!!!!!! Almost forgot to post photos

Here's the rest-

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