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Started by Slide Panda, March 13, 2014, 09:32:18 AM

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Slide Panda

March 13, 2014, 09:32:18 AM
How things are made parody - though reminds me of the Retro/Turboencabulator for some reason too

*A couple F'bombs pop up in the narration - so may be NSFW
How It's Unmade - Oreo Cookies
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

duccarlos

#1
March 13, 2014, 10:29:23 AM
Extracted by magicians.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

Slide Panda

#2
March 13, 2014, 10:35:28 AM
Quote from: duccarlos on March 13, 2014, 10:29:23 AM
Extracted by magicians.

one must have magicians to properly extract the cocaine... gah... everyone *knows* that
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Skybarney

#3
March 13, 2014, 11:10:57 AM
I used to love Oreos.  Then I discovered that the filling has almost the exact same list of ingredients as Crisco.  Now I just can't eat them any longer.  Here is a recipie to make your own Oreo filling.  Word has it that not even kids can tell the difference.

- 1 envelope Knox unflavored gelatin
- 1/4 cup cold water
- 1 cup Crisco
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
- 1 pound plus 1 cup powdered sugar
Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.

Speedbag

#4
March 13, 2014, 12:37:27 PM
Quote from: Slide Panda on March 13, 2014, 09:32:18 AM
How things are made parody - though reminds me of the Retro/Turboencabulator for some reason too

*A couple F'bombs pop up in the narration - so may be NSFW
How It's Unmade - Oreo Cookies


[clap]  [clap]  [laugh]  [laugh]
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

kopfjäger

#5
March 13, 2014, 05:07:29 PM
Wrong....I see these.




Not these.  :D

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Slide Panda

#6
March 13, 2014, 05:33:39 PM
Look more closely - both actually appear
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Monsterlover

#7
March 13, 2014, 05:53:09 PM
Quote from: Slide Panda on March 13, 2014, 09:32:18 AM
How things are made parody - though reminds me of the Retro/Turboencabulator for some reason too

*A couple F'bombs pop up in the narration - so may be NSFW
How It's Unmade - Oreo Cookies

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Speedbag

#8
March 14, 2014, 05:24:31 AM
make the beast with two backs yeah, slam that shit.
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Monsterlover

#9
March 14, 2014, 05:36:40 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on March 14, 2014, 05:24:31 AM
make the beast with two backs yeah, slam that shit.

Best line of the video

I had to watch it a second time [laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Speedbag

#10
March 14, 2014, 08:18:11 AM
Being a mechanical engineer designing automated equipment, I got a lot of LOLs out of this one.  [laugh]
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Scoober1103

#11
March 15, 2014, 04:05:40 AM
'Workers use vacuum bags to suck out cocaine, gunpowder....'  [laugh] [laugh]

I'm sure I've heard that music before too....... :D
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07 GSXR750 stock as a......
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cokey

#12
March 16, 2014, 12:05:25 PM
Quote from: Skybarney on March 13, 2014, 11:10:57 AM
I used to love Oreos.  Then I discovered that the filling has almost the exact same list of ingredients as Crisco.  Now I just can't eat them any longer.  Here is a recipie to make your own Oreo filling.  Word has it that not even kids can tell the difference.

- 1 envelope Knox unflavored gelatin
- 1/4 cup cold water
- 1 cup Crisco
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
- 1 pound plus 1 cup powdered sugar

but this list still has crisco?
I WIN
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About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

Slide Panda

#13
March 16, 2014, 01:31:35 PM
Quote from: cokey on March 16, 2014, 12:05:25 PM
but this list still has crisco?

I found the ironic as well
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Skybarney

#14
March 16, 2014, 09:51:58 PM
Quote from: Slide Panda on March 16, 2014, 01:31:35 PM
I found the ironic as well

I was posting the recipe for the Oreo lovers.  I won't eat those things if you pay me.....
Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.
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