Quote from: lauramonster on July 20, 2008, 03:58:16 PM
Yes, that would be the logical thing...except YOU JUST TOLD ME TO RIDE pregnant dog ON MY OWN BIKE!!!

Then don't have a fat husband?  :-/

Call a cab for him?

Walk it back?

Quote from: ducatania on July 20, 2008, 12:44:55 PM
Just tell her the biker's code....

Gas
Grass
or Ass.... nobody rides for free. 

^^^^^  I think that's the problem he's trying to avoid.

Quote from: Aminul on July 21, 2008, 08:08:59 AM
^^^^^  I think that's the problem he's trying to avoid.

Not if he can swing the Gas or Grass option.

Quote from: He Man on July 18, 2008, 04:18:08 PM
I think youd post better lap times riding drunk than you can with the max weight of the bike 

How drunk are we talking here.  There's quite a difference between "a few drinks" and "I woke up next to the chick posing with the ninja".  Hell, if you're running on a nascar track you could do the whole thing with one hand.  Maybe even sitting backwards on the bike.

Well folks it happened.  I gave her a ride and it was more than "just around the block".  I wanted to get it all over with in the first ride so I hit the highways going 70. 

Going fast with that amount of weight is no problem I found.  But as soon as I started off I noticed a problem.  Every time I started to slow down or shift into 2nd there she was squishing me to the tank.  At the first stop I told her that if I"m braking she could just put her hands out onto the tank.  That made things a little better.

The biggest problem I had was when I was almost at a stop and she shifted her weight.  I felt the entire bike wobbling.  I was picturing a broken ankle if we started to fall over.

However, we both survived and it's all over with. 

Giving her a ride was a class act, daftduc.  No point in being nasty when you can be a gentlemen (and if you think thin hot chicks won't notice if you're nasty, think again).  Who knows--maybe you recruited another rider for the ranks! 

Daftduc,
You are a true gentleman.  My your good deed be repaid with good karma.

Glad you made it safely through the ride.

Way to take the high road.  My gf is only slightly over 100lbs and I can't stand it when she river dances at stop lights. 

btw...she wasn't squishing you into the tank because you were braking.  She was just trying to get close to her man!   

I am slightly saddened by this news.  Are you British?  Do you wear knickers and go by the name Pip?  There is no need to be "gentlemanly" about it.  "I'm sorry toots, no ride for you."

Glad the ride went okay.
Here is some reading to catch up on.
http://wilderness-survival-guide.com/how-to-remove-a-leech/

the question is was she pressing her WHOLE body to you or just sliding forward with her hips...  

either way, I hope (unless you want it) she doesn't ask again and put you in the same predicament.

 

Quote from: Raux on July 21, 2008, 11:43:00 AM
the question is was she pressing her WHOLE body to you or just sliding forward with her hips... 

Seemed like the whole body to me.  I did notice her hands going from my side then later my stomach and then later they were up close to my chest.  I'm sure she knew what she was doing. 

Quote from: daftduc on July 22, 2008, 08:40:02 AM
I did notice her hands going from my side then later my stomach and then later they were up close to my chest.  I'm sure she knew what she was doing. 

Better north than south!

Quote from: CDawg on July 22, 2008, 08:43:58 AM
Better north than south!

Being from the south, generally it is the other way around.  In this case, i can make the exception. 

well she got a good feel then from what it seems. I would say she has other motivations (than just a ride) if she asks again.

hey, no one has asked this. Do you like her that way? No one should judge you if you like big girls.