Quote from: Ducatiloo on July 23, 2008, 09:27:34 AM
Sounds like you guys need to start a new thread   

Poof you write the greatest novel ever written for all the spans of time, sadly it only sells 2 copies, due to the decline of basic education,  when the students are told my their mentor to write a review on book that in his mind is the second coming of Hemingway, they say huh Hemingway?

I wish I could eat Bacon and eggs for breakfast every day for the rest of my long life.

Poof, you can eat bacon and eggs everyday for the rest of your life.  Unfortunatly you have developed a rare venerial disease on your tounge that makes everything taste like poop. 

I wish for more fruit salad                                               

Poof, all the Restaurants in and around your neighborhood specialize in Fruit salad now. Even the fast food joints did away with hamburgers and have fried fruit salads with apple fries. Glad I don't live near you.

I wish the California Coastal Commision wasn't such a pain in the ass.

Quote from: MendoDave on July 23, 2008, 12:36:13 PM
Poof, all the Restaurants in and around your neighborhood specialize in Fruit salad now. Even the fast food joints did away with hamburgers and have fried fruit salads with apple fries. Glad I don't live near you.

I wish the California Coastal Commision wasn't such a pain in the ass.

The California Coastal Commision is no longer a pain in the ass, it's a throbbing pole in the ass.

I wish for whirled peas.

Quote from: krolik on July 23, 2008, 09:35:03 PM
The California Coastal Commision is no longer a pain in the ass, it's a throbbing pole in the ass.

I wish for whirled peas.

Granted... by a dyslexic chef who reads "whirled piss". He thoroughly drenches you with his golden rain.

I wish for a pint ´o John Smith´s 

Quote from: NuTTs on July 24, 2008, 11:29:16 AM
Granted... by a dyslexic chef who reads "whirled piss". He thoroughly drenches you with his golden rain.

I wish for a pint ´o John Smith´s 

Granted!  John Smith comes out and pees in a pint glass for you.

I wish I had a Klondike bar.

granted, but in the klondike bar way of doing things (you know,  "what would you do for a klondike bar?"), the only way to get one is that you have to have your jaw wired shut.


i wish i could get off work early and go home.

Quote from: toaster on July 24, 2008, 02:04:05 PM
granted, but in the klondike bar way of doing things (you know,  "what would you do for a klondike bar?"), the only way to get one is that you have to have your jaw wired shut.


i wish i could get off work early and go home.

You get off early and go home, only to find that your inlaws have showed up to stay with you for a 3 day weekend.

I hope I pass my written motorcycle endorsement test tomorrow. Missed it by 1 on the first try 

Quote from: Stu Pedasso on July 24, 2008, 02:42:27 PM
You get off early and go home, only to find that your inlaws have showed up to stay with you for a 3 day weekend.

I hope I pass my written motorcycle endorsement test tomorrow. Missed it by 1 on the first try 

you pass your written part of the test, but fail the riding part, even if its not required in your state, you still fail.


i wish i could figure out whats wrong with my bike... it makes me angry.


ps.  no inlaws yet, and the woman is going out of town this weekend, leaving tomorrow afternoon.

You figure out what's wrong with your bike & it's you!  No hope for fixing that!

I wish I had a never ending supply of fresh guacamole.

Quote from: krolik on July 24, 2008, 11:50:31 PM
You figure out what's wrong with your bike & it's you!  No hope for fixing that!

I wish I had a never ending supply of fresh guacamole.

You have, but nothing to wash it down with.

I wish I had more time on weekends for riding

Granted.  You're fired!!!

I wish track days were simpler, logistically.

Quote from: lauramonster on July 25, 2008, 09:02:41 AM
Granted.  You're fired!!!

I wish track days were simpler, logistically.

they are, but now everyone is doing it so you don't actually get to ride with any speed.


i wish i could start drinking at lunch.

You can drink anytime you want, without anyone being any the wiser. But you are also not wiser for it and it shows in your work. Since they can't detect your drinking they just think you are an idiot. And you are required to send me a brew each time you indulge before 5pm.

I wish every government employee who perpetuates the red-tape machine would have 1000 pus-filled painful boils on their asses and genitalia for as long as they continue to work in that awful occupation. make the beast with two backsers hanging on John Galt's train trying to slow it down ... 

Granted, but since John Galt is fictional so is your wish.

I wish that the cops would ticket bicyclists, just as they do all other vehicle. * Updated to fit the spirit of the thread 

Quote from: Ducatiloo on July 25, 2008, 09:55:40 AM
Granted, but since John Galt is fictinal so is your wish.

I wish that I didn't hate Trek employees with a passion.

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what do you have against them?

i happen to think they make fine bikes.
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