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Started by ducpainter, June 24, 2014, 02:05:06 PM

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ducpainter

#15
June 25, 2014, 03:03:58 AM
The other 19 applied the lube.
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koko64

#16
June 25, 2014, 03:05:14 AM
 [laugh] [clap]

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koko64

#17
June 25, 2014, 03:07:59 AM
Imagine the recording of the 911/000 call! [laugh]
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ungeheuer

#18
June 25, 2014, 04:41:32 AM
Quote from: brimo on June 25, 2014, 12:20:57 AM
"Allegory and irony" wasn't that a song by Paul Mcartney and Stevie Wonder?
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Grampa

#19
June 25, 2014, 06:29:51 AM
the kid went on to alienate himself from all his friends, because he spoke incessantly of his new-found love of Jesus.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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koko64

#20
June 25, 2014, 06:41:34 AM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] Don't get in trouble [laugh] [laugh] [laugh].
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Grampa

#21
June 25, 2014, 07:27:31 AM
who ya gonna call...

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

hbliam

#22
June 25, 2014, 03:07:09 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on June 25, 2014, 12:19:10 AM
Really, 22 firefighters to get the guy out?


They all just came to see the dumbass stuck in the vagina.

DucHead

#23
June 25, 2014, 03:13:54 PM
Meh, could have been worse.  It could have been winter and he got his tongue frozen to it (Flick style).
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koko64

#24
June 25, 2014, 03:26:32 PM
Quote from: hbliam on June 25, 2014, 03:07:09 PM
They all just came to see the dumbass stuck in the vagina.

They had a quiet shift and, "hey fellas, we got a call, you gotta see this".
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Johnny OrganDonor

#25
June 25, 2014, 04:27:02 PM
Quote from: hbliam on June 25, 2014, 03:07:09 PM
They all just came to see the dumbass dick stuck in the vagina.

Fixed it for you. 

Also, read that they didn't use the Jaws-of-Life.  Shows the difference between German and French firefighters.

koko64

#26
June 25, 2014, 04:45:08 PM
 [laugh]
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Scoober1103

#27
June 25, 2014, 06:52:47 PM
Beats getting stuck in the giant 'turd' we have in australia.....that would be nutty!
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sno_duc

#28
June 25, 2014, 06:59:59 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on June 25, 2014, 12:19:10 AM
Honestly, what's up with the headline?
Really, 22 firefighters to get the guy out?
Methinks the reporter is using 'new math'.

I'm shocked that this seems to be the first such incident.
That sculpture has been there for 13 years and nothing has happened before?
Think about the radio chatter........."Engine 12, this is Engine 22, you ain't going to make the beast with two backsing believe this" "Engine 32, this is Engine 22, you guys gotta  see this".........
I'm surprised there weren't more.
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herm

#29
June 25, 2014, 09:56:23 PM
Quote from: hbliam on June 25, 2014, 03:07:09 PM
They all just came to see the dumbass stuck in the vagina.

This^
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