My feelings can found here http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=6739.0.

Quote from: KnightofNi on July 25, 2008, 09:05:49 AM
they are, but now everyone is doing it so you don't actually get to ride with any speed.


i wish i could start drinking at lunch.

I wish I didn't have to sign onto a world wide board just to talk to a friend....

Granted but now you have to call a 800 number.

I wish they made a diet Whopper, that was the same size and taste of the original Whopper.

Quote from: Ducatiloo on July 26, 2008, 07:10:00 PM
Granted but now you have to call a 800 number.

I wish they made a diet Whopper, that was the same size and taste of the original Whopper.

Granted, but it's made of horse penis.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

Quote from: Sgt_H on July 26, 2008, 08:33:08 PM
Granted, but it's made of horse penis.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

Boom!  You have a photographic memory!  Everytime you want to remember something pleasant, you have to take 5 minutes remembering in slow motion detail, every ug chick youve ever been with.  The tastes, the smells the sounds are all in HD detail.  All the hot chicks are in black and white and last for one minute each.

I wish I didnt have a photographic memory!!

Granted.  You can't remember shit - but you're blissfully happy!!!  Every day you wake up is wonderful and you can't wait to see what you'll forget next!!!

I wish the rocks for the rock wall would gather themselves in the yard.

Quote from: lauramonster on July 27, 2008, 11:03:08 AM
Granted.  You can't remember shit - but you're blissfully happy!!!  Every day you wake up is wonderful and you can't wait to see what you'll forget next!!!

I wish the rocks for the rock wall would gather themselves in the yard.

The rocks do gather themselves in the yard, for a secret meeting at midnight planning a good, old fashioned stoning in which you are to participate tomorrow.

Laura... don´t...go...into...the...yard!!!!

I wish dog owners in my neighborhood didn´t let their dogs piss on my tires.. actually I wish all those dogs couldn´t piss, shit, vomit or excrete any substance be it solid or liquid down my street and a good 10mile radius around my home.

Quote from: NuTTs on July 27, 2008, 03:55:11 PM
The rocks do gather themselves in the yard, for a secret meeting at midnight planning a good, old fashioned stoning in which you are to participate tomorrow.

Laura... don´t...go...into...the...yard!!!!

I wish dog owners in my neighborhood didn´t let their dogs piss on my tires.. actually I wish all those dogs couldn´t piss, shit, vomit or excrete any substance be it solid or liquid down my street and a good 10mile radius around my home.

After swelling to an unbelievable size all the dogs in your neighborhood explode and level every house leaving nothing standing but you. You, standing there covered in a shit/piss/dog entrail soup suit wishing that you had been just kind enough to allow the dogs to show their appreciation for your items.

I wish that I could see who is pulling my puppet strings.

Quote from: lethe on July 27, 2008, 03:59:52 PM
After swelling to an unbelievable size all the dogs in your neighborhood explode and level every house leaving nothing standing but you. You, standing there covered in a shit/piss/dog entrail soup suit wishing that you had been just kind enough to allow the dogs to show their appreciation for your items.

I wish that I could see who is pulling my puppet strings.

You look up and you see.. me 

I got you to write the last post as I thought it was kinky.

I wish those dogs DIDN´T explode and cover me in shite

Quote from: NuTTs on July 27, 2008, 04:12:07 PM
You look up and you see.. me 

I got you to write the last post as I thought it was kinky.

I wish those dogs DIDN´T explode and cover me in shite

Ok, they exploded an covered you in waki, which according to Wikipedia is..      The waki (脇, ワキ) performs the role that is the counterpart or foil of the shite
Not sure exactly how that'll turn out instead but it can't be good.


I wish that I was one of those puppets that get controlled by sticks from beneath instead of your pesky strings. I'm setting myself up for a real good corruption here

Quote from: lethe on July 27, 2008, 04:18:33 PM
Ok, they exploded an covered you in waki, which according to Wikipedia is..      The waki (脇, ワキ) performs the role that is the counterpart or foil of the shite
Not sure exactly how that'll turn out instead but it can't be good.


I wish that I was one of those puppets that get controlled by sticks from beneath instead of your pesky strings. I'm setting myself up for a real good corruption here

Poof (literally),  those wonderful sticks have penetrated every orifice of your limp, helpless body and are manipulating you thoroughly (man this is like s&m.. asking for pain)

I wish I was far far away from you when you were being poked and moved around by those sticks.

Quote from: NuTTs on July 27, 2008, 06:17:25 PM
Poof (literally),  those wonderful sticks have penetrated every orifice of your limp, helpless body and are manipulating you thoroughly (man this is like s&m.. asking for pain)

I wish I was far far away from you when you were being poked and moved around by those sticks.

Poof!  You are far far away from him, but you're a puppet too, the kind with a hand up inside it.

I wish that VS hadn't bought the old DML.

Poof they didn't buy the old DML. Instead the owners and mods just got tired of running it and shut it down. Now we are all on BARF & Ducati MS.
I wish I had air conditioned riding gear to wear in the summer.

Granted!! But the additional weight of the HVAC system is very uncomfortable and hurts your ass after only ten miles.  I wish my cat's automatic litter box would really work.

Quote from: desmopr on July 29, 2008, 06:53:48 PM
Granted!! But the additional weight of the HVAC system is very uncomfortable and hurts your ass after only ten miles.  I wish my cat's automatic litter box would really work.

Granted!  But the automated litter box scares the shit out of your cat.  Litterally, and into your riding boots.

I wish that Spidey didn't hate boobies.