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Started by Johnny OrganDonor, August 09, 2015, 03:05:18 PM

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ungeheuer

#15
August 12, 2015, 05:47:00 AM
Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on August 09, 2015, 06:59:52 PM
Do you really think that I asked for a 12-inch pianist??
[laugh]

What's this "we" Kemosabe?
Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

Johnny OrganDonor

#16
August 12, 2015, 07:33:30 AM
The pygmies all cheered and yelled "DEATH.......BY RURU."

spolic

#17
August 16, 2015, 02:27:36 PM
You want Beef and Broccoli?

He man, where are all the ads?

triangleforge

#18
August 17, 2015, 03:24:20 PM
I'm a frayed knot!
By hammer and hand all arts do stand.
2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon

kopfjäger

#19
August 17, 2015, 05:28:05 PM
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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Johnny OrganDonor

#20
August 17, 2015, 05:31:48 PM
"Rectum?!....It damn near killed him!"

Popeye the Sailor

#21
August 18, 2015, 11:12:24 AM
Mine too!  Must be the salt water.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#22
August 18, 2015, 11:36:04 AM
What team does she play for?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


ducpainter

#23
August 18, 2015, 03:13:16 PM
Sometimes...

it's about the journey!

Consider this a threadjack...or a commentary.

Abbott & Costello Who's On First

Enjoy...
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


ducpainter

#24
August 18, 2015, 05:21:35 PM
I make the beast with two backsed a parrot once...

I thought you might be my son.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


kopfjäger

#25
August 18, 2015, 07:32:01 PM
 "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
“Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the frickin\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

Johnny OrganDonor

#26
August 18, 2015, 08:08:51 PM
Don't pay her

ducatiz

#27
August 18, 2015, 08:29:03 PM
You can't make a vitamin!
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Popeye the Sailor

#28
August 18, 2015, 08:34:54 PM
I wouldn't have a lentil on my chest.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Johnny OrganDonor

#29
August 19, 2015, 05:57:09 AM
Professional courtesy
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