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Started by tommys67, May 07, 2008, 05:30:19 AM

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Monsterlover

#615
June 08, 2015, 07:38:06 PM
[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

1.21GW

#616
July 07, 2015, 08:20:55 PM
"I doubt I'm her type---I'm sure she's used to the finer things.  I'm usually broke. I'm kinda sloppy…"

kopfjäger

#617
July 08, 2015, 12:17:54 PM
 [laugh]
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1.21GW

#618
July 09, 2015, 11:34:19 AM
Not really a funny video, but we don't have a "cool video" thread so I'm posting here.  Machine that crushes engine blocks!  [evil]

VB 950 DK (RED GIANT) Motorblöcke / engine blocks
"I doubt I'm her type---I'm sure she's used to the finer things.  I'm usually broke. I'm kinda sloppy…"

Monsterlover

#619
July 10, 2015, 05:19:31 PM
I love this so much
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

1.21GW

#620
July 24, 2015, 12:35:14 PM
Not really funny, either, but kinda cool.  Timelapse of thumper engine as it gets sanded down.

Watch a bike engine disintegrate one millimeter at a time
"I doubt I'm her type---I'm sure she's used to the finer things.  I'm usually broke. I'm kinda sloppy…"

Bick

#621
August 13, 2015, 06:47:27 PM
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#622
August 19, 2015, 05:40:39 PM
For the Whiskey drinkers...scroll to about the 3 minute mark if you're in a hurry, but the beginning will make it funnier. ;)

Norm MacDonald - David Letterman - 01-07-1998
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


kopfjäger

#623
August 19, 2015, 05:48:21 PM
I would have fired him as well. Never found him funny at all.  [bang]
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ducpainter

#624
August 19, 2015, 05:53:15 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on August 19, 2015, 05:48:21 PM
I would have fired him as well. Never found him funny at all.  [bang]
I'll admit...

he's funnier on Letterman than he was on weekend update...but it's about the whiskey punchline...

and Celebrity Jeopardy... ;)

Long story.

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


kopfjäger

#625
August 19, 2015, 05:55:35 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 19, 2015, 05:53:15 PM
I'll admit...

he's funnier on Letterman than he was on weekend update...but it's about the whiskey punchline...

and Celebrity Jeopardy... ;)

Long story.



Can't listen to him long enough for a punchline. His voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.
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ducpainter

#626
August 19, 2015, 05:57:58 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on August 19, 2015, 05:55:35 PM
Can't listen to him long enough for a punchline. His voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Too bad...he was working with Dave and getting set up.

It was pretty good.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


1.21GW

#627
August 27, 2015, 06:38:19 AM
Make sure you have the volume up----overheated pug sounds exactly like a idling thumper:

Pug does his best impression of a Diesel Engine
"I doubt I'm her type---I'm sure she's used to the finer things.  I'm usually broke. I'm kinda sloppy…"

1.21GW

#628
September 11, 2015, 09:19:43 AM
If you've ever seen one of the those artsy videos showing the craft process of a custom bike shop or a guitar maker or bonsai master, you'll enjoy this parody:

Maker Series: Artisanal Firewood - This Is That

;D
"I doubt I'm her type---I'm sure she's used to the finer things.  I'm usually broke. I'm kinda sloppy…"

Monsterlover

#629
September 11, 2015, 12:54:40 PM
Quote from: 1.21GW on September 11, 2015, 09:19:43 AM
If you've ever seen one of the those artsy videos showing the craft process of a custom bike shop or a guitar maker or bonsai master, you'll enjoy this parody:

Maker Series: Artisanal Firewood - This Is That

;D

[laugh]

Thats pretty good right there.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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