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Started by ducatiz, September 01, 2011, 09:37:35 AM

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DRKWNG

Quote from: kopfjäger on February 06, 2016, 05:47:21 PM
make the beast with two backs a diesel Hilux  [evil]




Black out the grill, make sure it's a 6spd manual and HELL YEAH
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

ducatiz

Diesel Hilux would eat it up and tow a trailer load of those.

I mean, if you want a work truck and not a bona fide air hauler..


Quote from: kopfjäger on February 06, 2016, 05:47:21 PM
make the beast with two backs a diesel Hilux  [evil]



Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

kopfjäger

#872
Moot point, as it ain't coming here.  ;)
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ducatiz

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

kopfjäger

Plus, I usually just haul sailboat fuel, and occasionally motorcycle doors.
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DRKWNG

Keep looking at that make the beast with two backsing picture; sure is a good looking truck.  Think I'm going to pull the trigger on a 4Runner though...
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

kopfjäger

Quote from: DRKWNG on February 06, 2016, 06:53:59 PM
Keep looking at that make the beast with two backsing picture; sure is a good looking truck.  Think I'm going to pull the trigger on a 4Runner though...



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DRKWNG

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

kopfjäger

#878
Quote from: DRKWNG on February 06, 2016, 07:32:31 PM
HA!!  Ass.

Yours?

No, guys at Toytec did that



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Zaster

Quote from: Duck-Stew on February 05, 2016, 06:28:35 AM
Whoa.  Just for comparison, I purchased a truck for one of my guys last week.  A '16 F250, SuperCab, 2WD, 6.2L V8 and it was $36.2K delivered.  10000# GVWR.

The Taco is way overrated and priced. Bought a loaded 2014 Ram 2500 4x4 last year for 30K and got 20 mpg on my trip to Tucson.
Never mind the 6.4L engine

DRKWNG

Thing is, that Taco will likely still be running great at minimal expense long after you've matched the purchasing price in repairs for your Dodge.  I'm not saying that to hate on the US truck, but that's just the way it's been for quite some time.  Three people at work have purchased 2500 series trucks in the last year and two of them have already spent over six weeks in the dealership's service garage.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

ute


ducatiz

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

duccarlos

A new F150 gets much better gas mileage than my minivan.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

ute