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Started by ducatiz, September 01, 2011, 09:37:35 AM

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NAKID

Quote from: triangleforge on March 14, 2016, 03:11:04 PM
Shows just how far out of touch I am... I thought they meant THIS Renegade:



No, this abomination:

2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

kopfjäger

#901


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DRKWNG

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

ducatiz

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

koko64

2015 Scrambler 800

ungeheuer

Ducati 1100S Monster Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE



Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

kopfjäger

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Rameses

Quote from: ducatiz on March 12, 2016, 11:57:05 AM
I just peed a little..

"Jeep Comanche: Automaker Reveals Concept Car Ahead of 2016 Easter Jeep Safari
The model is built on a Renegade chassis and includes a 5-footlong bed, a 2.0-liter diesel engine and 9-speed automatic transmission. The model also includes a soft top roof for the truck's cab."

Just make it a crew cab, please oh please.





I actually kinda dig that.

I like the styling cues in the shape of the top taken from the M715.



Quote from: NAKID on March 14, 2016, 12:07:21 PM
Good God the Renegade is probably the ugliest thing to come out of Jeep since.....EVER!




Negative.

That title firmly belongs to the CJ-3B.



NAKID

Quote from: Rameses on March 22, 2016, 10:43:32 AM

Negative.

That title firmly belongs to the CJ-3B.




Sorry man, I still gotta disagree. The comparison of ugliness takes a bit of a detour when the CJ was actually functional vs the Renegade being yet another Jeep poser-mobile!
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

NAKID

2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

Duck-Stew

Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

kopfjäger

These are still floating around, can be picked up for a song and modded to your liking.


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kopfjäger

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ducatiz

THat's not a "diesel small truck" that is a "diesel TINY truck"
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Rameses

Quote from: NAKID on March 22, 2016, 11:42:17 AM
Sorry man, I still gotta disagree. The comparison of ugliness takes a bit of a detour when the CJ was actually functional vs the Renegade being yet another Jeep poser-mobile!


See, I think there's a big difference between ugly and douchey.

The 3B was ugly as hell to me because of the awkward proportions of the hood/cowl height, the windshield height, and the fender height.

Meanwhile, every other flatfender looked cool as hell.




And so this isn't totally off topic... I have a 4 cylinder turbo diesel that I'm rebuilding to put in one of my CJ-2As.  ;D