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Started by kopfjäger, April 06, 2016, 04:31:45 PM

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kopfjäger

April 06, 2016, 04:31:45 PM
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Oldfisti

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April 06, 2016, 05:08:00 PM
Whataburger makes out on this deal.


He gets 10 years of burgers and they get a lifetime ad on his arm.


I say order extra [bacon] for each visit.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
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i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

DarkMonster620

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April 06, 2016, 05:08:53 PM
Quote from: Oldfisti on April 06, 2016, 05:08:00 PM
Whataburger makes out on this deal.


He gets 10 years of burgers and they get a lifetime ad on his arm.


I say order extra [bacon] for each visit.
Now, imagine if I had won
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Bick

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April 06, 2016, 06:46:23 PM
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on April 06, 2016, 05:08:53 PM
Now, imagine if I had won

Whataburger files for bankruptcy...
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

DarkMonster620

#4
April 06, 2016, 07:05:28 PM
wut?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Bick

#5
April 06, 2016, 07:08:59 PM
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on April 06, 2016, 07:05:28 PM
wut?

Simple principle of cost exceeding revenue. [cheeky]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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