News:

Welcome to the DMF

 

Silly Season 2016

Started by ducpainter, March 30, 2016, 02:59:56 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

ducpainter

Quote from: koko64 on April 11, 2016, 04:12:02 PM
Seat Reserved.  [wine] I wanna see Ducati win again.
It'll take him two seasons.

Don't be holding your breath.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



duccarlos

I said it before, I'll say it again, I will love to see Ducati win another championship. I will never root for Jorghey, just the bike he's riding.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

kopfjäger

Let me be the first to say it. We're all very excited that you sent that from your iPhone using tapatalk.
“Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the frickin\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

DarkMonster620

Quote from: duccarlos on April 11, 2016, 06:08:44 PM
I said it before, I'll say it again, I will love to see Ducati win another championship. I will never root for Jorghey, just the bike he's riding.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
that and
Quote from: kopfjäger on April 11, 2016, 06:27:23 PM
Let me be the first to say it. We're all very excited that you sent that from your iPhone using tapatalk.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

Quote from: kopfjäger on April 11, 2016, 06:27:23 PM
Let me be the first to say it. We're all very excited that you sent that from your iPhone using tapatalk.
Tapatalk just started to charge forum owners to be able to turn off the signature feature.

I won't pay for tapatalk...I will probably uninstall it if members that use it don't turn off signatures in their device.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



kopfjäger

Quote from: ducpainter on April 11, 2016, 07:03:17 PM
Tapatalk just started to charge forum owners to be able to turn off the signature feature.

I won't pay for tapatalk...I will probably uninstall it if members that use it don't turn off signatures in their device.

That's bullshit

Easy enough to turn off, although sometimes I still get texts from people that haven't turned that shit off.  [bang]
“Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the frickin\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

duccarlos

I just found it and turned it off, but I only use it on the rare occasions that I'm not in front of my PC
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

ducpainter

Quote from: duccarlos on April 12, 2016, 11:21:36 AM
I just found it and turned it off, but I only use it on the rare occasions that I'm not in front of my PC
Thanks.

It used to be a forum admin choice so it was a non issue as I had sigs turned off. They recently started to charge both the user and the forum owner and made that a 'pay' feature. I don't use it so I have no idea if it gives a better forum experience on mobile devices, but if they keep messing with the options I won't care. I'll just ditch them.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



triangleforge

So now my David Emmet standard has been met, with MotoMatters reporting the deal done with Lorenzo.

However, there may be a hurdle to the smooth transition of Vinales to the M1 seat he's vacating - namely, that the kid's so fast he might just podium himself into another year's contract with Suzuki.  From the same MotoMatters story (which is mostly about the private Suzuki test at COTA):

"According to Speedweek â€" a German-language website with close ties to Aki Ajo (triangleforge note: the agent Vinales just fired) â€" the contract Viñales has with Suzuki has a stipulation that Suzuki can extend the contract for another year if Viñales gets on the podium in 2016. Given Viñales' strong form so far this year, that seems increasingly likely."

Read the whole thing at https://motomatters.com/news/2016/04/14/suzuki_private_test_on_progress_with_the.html
By hammer and hand all arts do stand.
2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon

Speeddog

- - - - - Valley Desmo Service - - - - -
Reseda, CA

(951) 640-8908


~~~ "We've rearranged the deck chairs, refilled the champagne glasses, and the band sounds great. This is fine." - Alberto Puig ~~~

m9hundo

Wow these shake ups are making me tingle  [shot]
whats moepery? moepery is when you expose yourself to a blind person.

kopfjäger

Since it's official now, does Lorenzo fight to keep Maverick off the podium this year so he can make the move, or does he want to keep him on the Zuk for another season.?
“Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the frickin\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

Speeddog

#87
I can honestly say JLo will fight to keep MV off the podium, but only if JLo isn't already there.

I think he's focused on the known devil at the moment.

Tactically, hmm...Vinales on Zuk and ? on other M1, vs. Vinales on M1 and ? on Zuk.
_EDIT_

Depends where Pedrosa goes.
Pedrosa on the M1 or Zuk may be an unpleasant surprise for a Ducati-mounted JLo.
And MM currently has no offers on the table, yes?
- - - - - Valley Desmo Service - - - - -
Reseda, CA

(951) 640-8908


~~~ "We've rearranged the deck chairs, refilled the champagne glasses, and the band sounds great. This is fine." - Alberto Puig ~~~

lazylightnin717

I cannot possibly fathom Honda not trying to retain MM

In an annoyed way, I'm kind of glad to see JLo going to Ducati

I feel like I will have to watch the race and cheer on Ducati without looking directly at JLo riding it
Comes a time
When the blind man takes your hand
Says don't you see
Gotta' make it somehow
On the dreams you still believe

ducpainter

I'm gonna root for Marquez.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”