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Started by kopfjäger, June 29, 2016, 03:34:11 PM

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kopfjäger

#15
June 30, 2016, 04:22:20 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on June 29, 2016, 07:39:45 PM
Given her prior beau, perhaps words like "loyal" or "monogamous", or phrases like "I'm not a skirt-chasing dirtbag" or "I don't hop into the sack with every warm body I possibly can", may help you folks tune up your presentations.

Just sayin'.

;D

She started dating Tiger long after that was public knowledge, so I don't think it really matters. Now where's my ski wax.
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Speeddog

#16
June 30, 2016, 06:51:33 PM
Go for it!

The worst she can do is say no.
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#17
June 30, 2016, 09:11:31 PM
Geez woman....I'm married already. Hacking Darrells account just to get closer to me is a new low.
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kopfjäger

#18
June 30, 2016, 09:16:20 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] She heard about Monterey.
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#19
July 01, 2016, 10:08:38 AM
LMT does make some solid points.  [drink]
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#20
July 01, 2016, 02:20:46 PM
 [laugh]
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#21
July 01, 2016, 06:08:00 PM
Carlos
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#22
July 01, 2016, 06:24:27 PM
NASCAR could sell that shit. :-*
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#23
July 01, 2016, 09:30:38 PM
Dear Ms. Vonn,

I have an opening on my LSR team. I promise speed, and no leg-humping. Besides, I and my teammates are happily married. But your status as a motorcycle racer in addition to your skiing abilities will suredly open opportunities to meet confident low-lifes who pay lip service to gender equality.

Sincerely,

Dirtbag

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#24
July 02, 2016, 04:54:22 PM
  [laugh]
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Popeye the Sailor

#25
July 03, 2016, 09:04:43 AM
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

kopfjäger

#26
July 03, 2016, 11:22:48 AM Last Edit: July 03, 2016, 11:42:48 AM by kopfjäger
I remember when that story first broke.  :D

I dated a Russian hairdresser named Ulia while working in Kurdistan in 03. If you go that route you better bring your 'A' game. They can drink vodka all night long, I mean 'drink'. Most cab drivers sell viagra, and you're gonna need it. I walked with a limp for months.  ;)
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#27
July 03, 2016, 11:50:06 AM
Yep-I made the mistake of drinking with the Russians.

I was blind for three days.  ;)
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

kopfjäger

#28
July 03, 2016, 11:53:06 AM
I figured out after the first night not to touch an empty glass, or pick up the 'table' bottle to read the label.
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koko64

#29
July 03, 2016, 03:12:38 PM
Careful what you wish for. [laugh]

The hairdresser applied her own home grown prisoner rehab programme. :D The crook, what a wuss, could have been a lot worse, like his head blown off by an armed store keeper.
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