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Twice by the same bear

Started by kopfjäger, October 03, 2016, 11:06:21 AM

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kopfjäger

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the_Journeyman

Makes me think of the quote/T-shirt "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.  Except bears.  Bears will kill you.)

JM
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ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Grampa

Timothy Treadwell Bear Repellant is a must when hiking. 
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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NAKID

Quote from: Grampa on October 03, 2016, 01:15:32 PM
Timothy Treadwell Bear Repellant is a must when hiking. 

Said he used it, bear ran right through it...
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Speeddog

Dunno what the officer was talking about..... "go get a lottery ticket"... he done used up all his good luck with the bear.
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red baron

Quote from: Grampa on October 03, 2016, 01:15:32 PM
Timothy Treadwell Bear Repellant is a must when hiking. 


This is why they make 10mm.
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

the_Journeyman

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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

koko64

Yikes! Much scarier than koala bears. I think he has used up all his credits.
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kopfjäger

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the_Journeyman

He needed a Duluth helmet from the pics...

JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

red baron

Quote from: koko64 on October 04, 2016, 12:52:25 AM
Yikes! Much scarier than koala bears. I think he has used up all his credits.


Koala=not a bear.


;D
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koko64

 ;D
Pouch bear?
They can scratch you and piss on you. Not so bad in the scheme of things.
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kopfjäger

Quote from: koko64 on October 04, 2016, 08:13:00 PM
;D

They can scratch you and piss on you. Not so bad in the scheme of things.

Yeah, well so can....never mind.  ;)
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koko64

2015 Scrambler 800

Slide Panda

It's the drop bears you need to worry about
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