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Ducati 1100S Monster Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE



Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Stella

#191268
I have the guilts.

Sisters are doing a bunch of legal, medical and household stuff for my dad and now adding vision issues w/the maternal unit (i.e. legally blind and/or cataracts).  And this is the 80 y/o woman who works on her own rental unit (in addition to her own house), drives her friends around, works a few days a week at a coffee shop...       [laugh]  [bang]   BUT the siblings said not to come home until the scheduled mid-may trip.  


In other news:  Getting excited to work at our annual auto show next week.  Dealing w/the public always provides sooo much entertainment.   Last year a woman tried so hard to pick a fight with me while I tried to tell her that undocumented "therapy" dogs weren't allowed in even though if the rules were mine she'd be allowed to stay.    I was called every. name. in. the. book.    [laugh]   poor dog.
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Bick

Quote from: ducpainter on March 31, 2017, 09:38:47 AM
People suck

I've been saying that for years.  You are finally agreeing with me?

Did you leave the compound and have an encounter with a person?
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

Quote from: Bick on March 31, 2017, 09:52:37 AM
I've been saying that for years.  You are finally agreeing with me?

Did you leave the compound and have an encounter with a person?
I go places all the time.

I choose carefully. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



lethe

Quote from: ducpainter on March 31, 2017, 10:28:04 AM
I go places all the time.

I choose carefully. ;)
I don't choose carefully at all, I just often walk blindly into situations.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

DarkMonster620

hello . . . hot humid[not rainy] afternoon
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Statler

All of you back away from my chimney.   

(I guess that's like get off my lawn)
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

DarkMonster620

Quote from: Statler on March 31, 2017, 12:35:33 PM
All of you back away from my chimney.   

(I guess that's like get off my lawn)
why would I get close to a chimney? I need NO heat
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

lethe

Quote from: Statler on March 31, 2017, 12:35:33 PM
All of you back away from my chimney.   

(I guess that's like get off my lawn)
I hear Italian cars break the fall of falling bricks the gentlest.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducpainter

Quote from: Statler on March 31, 2017, 12:35:33 PM
All of you back away from my chimney.   

(I guess that's like get off my lawn)
Just trying to help.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Got Duc

Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

Randimus Maximus

Overcast & rainy here in paradise.

Thankfully.

I've been at home for 7 straight days, with 3 more coming.   :o :o

A trip to TX next week, which may determine my short term fate.

Life is a merry-go-round.