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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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DarkMonster620

#191610
April 18, 2017, 03:11:46 PM
hello again . . .

at obgyn with missus . . . last pre surgery checkup . . . parking costs are killing me
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Howie

#191611
April 18, 2017, 03:20:20 PM
Cute does describe that little Honda scooter.

Popeye the Sailor

#191612
April 18, 2017, 03:52:17 PM
I dated a girl with a Honda Metro.



I borrowed it and discovered the ideal rider weight is substantially less than me.


I also discovered that while the under seat helmet holder is ideal for watermelon transport, is was less than ideally shaped to allow one to remove said watermelon.


I had to use a corkscrew to get it out.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

lethe

#191613
April 18, 2017, 04:03:55 PM
you riding that sounds like it would make for an amusing visual and now I also picture it with you using a watermelon as a helmet
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ducpainter

#191614
April 18, 2017, 04:05:17 PM
Quote from: howie on April 18, 2017, 03:20:20 PM
Cute does describe that little Honda scooter.
I've been lied to... [bang]

Originally I was told it was hard to start, and then it just wouldn't start. I was recently informed it had been hard to start...then quit while riding.

Got's no spark...and I have no manual besides an owners manual. :-\

I know this much. Signs of mice. I'll be checking wiring...and rigging a fully charged battery. I won't be using it for starter motor cranking. The thing has a kick starter.

This oughta be fun. [roll]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Popeye the Sailor

#191615
April 18, 2017, 04:13:08 PM
Did it have oil in it?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Bick

#191616
April 18, 2017, 04:34:10 PM
EverFrigginNing!

Quote from: ducpainter on April 18, 2017, 04:05:17 PM
I've been lied to... [bang]

Originally I was told it was hard to start, and then it just wouldn't start. I was recently informed it had been hard to start...then quit while riding.

Got's no spark...and I have no manual besides an owners manual. :-\

I know this much. Signs of mice. I'll be checking wiring...and rigging a fully charged battery. I won't be using it for starter motor cranking. The thing has a kick starter.

This oughta be fun. [roll]

So she is treating you just like any other mechanic?
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

DarkMonster620

#191617
April 18, 2017, 05:31:45 PM
Everning after dinning . . .

had a nice 12"pork/beef burrito with the trimmings . . . not bad, but was lacking soul . . . didn't speak to me so, might not come back soon to this place . . . Soul less food is bland, no matter how much spice it has in it
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#191618
April 18, 2017, 05:34:04 PM
Quote from: Bick on April 18, 2017, 04:34:10 PM
EverFrigginNing!

So she is treating you just like any other mechanic?
I thought she liked her uncle. [evil] [evil]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


ducpainter

#191619
April 18, 2017, 05:49:32 PM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on April 18, 2017, 04:13:08 PM
Did it have oil in it?
It spins over.

I think she let the smoke out.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Popeye the Sailor

#191620
April 18, 2017, 05:55:25 PM
I don't see that as often with a Honda.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Speeddog

#191621
April 18, 2017, 07:34:17 PM
The mice let the smoke out, they're actually quite careless about those kinds of things.
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ducpainter

#191622
April 19, 2017, 03:15:10 AM
Quote from: Speeddog on April 18, 2017, 07:34:17 PM
The mice let the smoke out, they're actually quite careless about those kinds of things.
The subframe where the ecm mounts is covered with cherry pits. Not surprisingly, she had it parked under a cherry tree.

morning BTW
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Bick

#191623
April 19, 2017, 03:59:49 AM
MoreNing. [coffee]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Howie

#191624
April 19, 2017, 04:01:04 AM
Good morning  [coffee]

Cherries and wire insulation  [drool]
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