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Started by kopfjäger, April 19, 2018, 10:10:05 AM

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duccarlos

Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

kopfjäger

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kopfjäger

Sorry Joanne’ you don’t even rate to be in the same room with Randy. make the beast with two backs off!
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duccarlos

Quote from: kopfjäger on April 19, 2018, 03:31:10 PM
“If Randy Mamola is made a MotoGP legend, then it detracts from the title, as the other recipients are actually 500GP/MotoGP Champions.”

I have a picture in my head of Zarco sitting there with a cigarette and a coffee saying: “If Randy Mamola is made a MotoGP legend" takes drag from cigarette "then it detracts from the title, as the other recipients are actually 500GP/MotoGP Champions.”
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

kopfjäger

I have one in my head of him laying on the floor unconscious with Randy standing over him.
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Mhanis

I understand that the track was "shaved" of sorts to take out some bumps, but there is a hell of a bump coming out of 18! It looks like the guys are able to ride through it, but how was that sucker missed!?

This is going to be a fun weekend! I have nothing against MM (except his bone-headed riding at too many times) but I sure hope anyone else can keep up with him this weekend.

And damn do I wish I was there! This is 2 years in a row I have missed. I am a bad fan.  [bang]  :'(

Mark
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duccarlos

Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

kopfjäger

FP1

Marc Marquez ESP Repsol Honda (RC213V) 2m 05.530s [Lap 16/17] 340km/h (Top Speed)
Valentino Rossi ITA Movistar Yamaha (YZR-M1) 2m 05.926s +0.396s [15/16] 341k
Maverick Viñales ESP Movistar Yamaha (YZR-M1) 2m 06.257s +0.727s [18/19] 341k
Jorge Lorenzo ESP Ducati Team (GP18) 2m 06.480s +0.950s [14/15] 341k
Cal Crutchlow GBR LCR Honda (RC213V) 2m 06.539s +1.009s [14/16] 345k
Andrea Dovizioso ITA Ducati Team (GP18) 2m 06.734s +1.204s [15/16] 342k
Takaaki Nakagami JPN LCR Honda (RC213V)* 2m 07.010s +1.480s [15/17] 336k
Andrea Iannone ITA Suzuki Ecstar (GSX-RR) 2m 07.093s +1.563s [11/15] 336k
Johann Zarco FRA Monster Yamaha Tech3 (YZR-M1) 2m 07.124s +1.594s [12/13] 339k
Alex Rins ESP Suzuki Ecstar (GSX-RR) 2m 07.211s +1.681s [15/17] 343k
Aleix Espargaro ESP Factory Aprilia Gresini (RS-GP) 2m 07.431s +1.901s [15/15] 337k
Scott Redding GBR Factory Aprilia Gresini (RS-GP) 2m 07.459s +1.929s [13/14] 332k
Danilo Petrucci ITA Pramac Ducati (GP18) 2m 07.523s +1.993s [14/14] 344k
Tito Rabat ESP Reale Avintia (GP17) 2m 07.662s +2.132s [19/20] 345k
Alvaro Bautista ESP Angel Nieto Team (GP17) 2m 07.874s +2.344s [15/16] 339k
Pol Espargaro ESP Red Bull KTM Factory (RC16) 2m 07.948s +2.418s [14/14] 341k
Bradley Smith GBR Red Bull KTM Factory (RC16) 2m 08.161s +2.631s [14/16] 337k
Thomas Luthi SWI EG 0,0 Marc VDS (RC213V)* 2m 08.234s +2.704s [13/16] 336k
Franco Morbidelli ITA EG 0,0 Marc VDS (RC213V)* 2m 08.372s +2.842s [14/15] 336k
Hafizh Syahrin MAL Monster Yamaha Tech3 (YZR-M1)* 2m 08.819s +3.289s [16/16] 339k
Dani Pedrosa ESP Repsol Honda (RC213V) 2m 09.111s +3.581s [12/15] 342k
Karel Abraham CZE Angel Nieto Team (GP16) 2m 09.327s +3.797s [15/15] 337k
Jack Miller AUS Pramac Ducati (GP17) 2m 09.708s +4.178s [8/13] 338k
Xavier Simeon ESP Reale Avintia (GP16)* 2m 10.426s +4.896s [16/16] 333k
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kopfjäger

FP2


^7 Andrea Iannone ITA Suzuki Ecstar (GSX-RR) 2m 04.599s [Lap 16/16] 338km/h (Top Speed)
Ë...1 Marc Marquez ESP Repsol Honda (RC213V) 2m 04.655s +0.056s [15/17] 342k
= Maverick Viñales ESP Movistar Yamaha (YZR-M1) 2m 04.863s +0.264s [16/16] 341k
Ë...2 Valentino Rossi ITA Movistar Yamaha (YZR-M1) 2m 04.958s +0.359s [15/17] 342k
= Cal Crutchlow GBR LCR Honda (RC213V) 2m 05.088s +0.489s [13/15] 348k
^4 Alex Rins ESP Suzuki Ecstar (GSX-RR) 2m 05.452s +0.853s [16/17] 340k
Ë...3 Jorge Lorenzo ESP Ducati Team (GP18) 2m 05.487s +0.888s [16/16] 340k
Ë...2 Andrea Dovizioso ITA Ducati Team (GP18) 2m 05.647s +1.048s [15/15] 344k
^2 Aleix Espargaro ESP Factory Aprilia Gresini (RS-GP) 2m 05.739s +1.140s [13/14] 340k
^11 Dani Pedrosa ESP Repsol Honda (RC213V) 2m 05.761s +1.162s [15/16] 343k
^2 Danilo Petrucci ITA Pramac Ducati (GP18) 2m 05.889s +1.290s [15/16] 348k
^2 Tito Rabat ESP Reale Avintia (GP17) 2m 05.910s +1.311s [15/15] 339k
Ë...4 Johann Zarco FRA Monster Yamaha Tech3 (YZR-M1) 2m 05.933s +1.334s [15/16] 339k
^9 Jack Miller AUS Pramac Ducati (GP17) 2m 06.016s +1.417s [14/16] 338k
Ë...3 Scott Redding GBR Factory Aprilia Gresini (RS-GP) 2m 06.078s +1.479s [12/13] 333k
^4 Hafizh Syahrin MAL Monster Yamaha Tech3 (YZR-M1)* 2m 06.219s +1.620s [13/14] 340k
Ë...10 Takaaki Nakagami JPN LCR Honda (RC213V)* 2m 06.397s +1.798s [17/18] 336k
^4 Karel Abraham CZE Angel Nieto Team (GP16) 2m 06.555s +1.956s [13/16] 341k
Ë...1 Thomas Luthi SWI EG 0,0 Marc VDS (RC213V)* 2m 06.625s +2.026s [9/16] 336k
Ë...1 Franco Morbidelli ITA EG 0,0 Marc VDS (RC213V)* 2m 06.640s +2.041s [15/15] 336k
Ë...6 Alvaro Bautista ESP Angel Nieto Team (GP17) 2m 06.683s +2.084s [15/18] 340k
Ë...5 Bradley Smith GBR Red Bull KTM Factory (RC16) 2m 07.033s +2.434s [13/15] 337k
Ë...7 Pol Espargaro ESP Red Bull KTM Factory (RC16) 2m 07.136s +2.537s [10/11] 341k
= Xavier Simeon ESP Reale Avintia (GP16)* 2m 08.021s +3.422s [12/16] 336k
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kopfjäger

FP3

^1 Marc Marquez ESP Repsol Honda (RC213V) 2m 04.608s [Lap 9/14] 339km/h (Top Speed)
^11 Johann Zarco FRA Monster Yamaha Tech3 (YZR-M1) 2m 05.025s +0.417s [9/10] 336k
Ë...2 Andrea Iannone ITA Suzuki Ecstar (GSX-RR) 2m 05.223s +0.615s [4/14] 337k
^1 Cal Crutchlow GBR LCR Honda (RC213V) 2m 05.467s +0.859s [6/11] 343k
^3 Andrea Dovizioso ITA Ducati Team (GP18) 2m 05.470s +0.862s [10/11] 339k
^4 Dani Pedrosa ESP Repsol Honda (RC213V) 2m 05.504s +0.896s [7/12] 343k
Ë...4 Maverick Viñales ESP Movistar Yamaha (YZR-M1) 2m 05.686s +1.078s [9/13] 341k
Ë...2 Alex Rins ESP Suzuki Ecstar (GSX-RR) 2m 05.704s +1.096s [11/13] 342k
Ë...5 Valentino Rossi ITA Movistar Yamaha (YZR-M1) 2m 05.799s +1.191s [4/13] 338k
^5 Scott Redding GBR Factory Aprilia Gresini (RS-GP) 2m 05.923s +1.315s [6/9] 329k
Ë...4 Jorge Lorenzo ESP Ducati Team (GP18) 2m 05.929s +1.321s [10/13] 338k
Ë...1 Danilo Petrucci ITA Pramac Ducati (GP18) 2m 05.929s +1.321s [9/10] 341k
Ë...4 Aleix Espargaro ESP Factory Aprilia Gresini (RS-GP) 2m 06.143s +1.535s [3/10] 338k
^3 Takaaki Nakagami JPN LCR Honda (RC213V)* 2m 06.226s +1.618s [10/16] 332k
Ë...3 Tito Rabat ESP Reale Avintia (GP17) 2m 06.303s +1.695s [10/14] 336k
Ë...2 Jack Miller AUS Pramac Ducati (GP17) 2m 06.541s +1.933s [10/12] 338k
^6 Pol Espargaro ESP Red Bull KTM Factory (RC16) 2m 06.596s +1.988s [9/12] 341k
^1 Thomas Luthi SWI EG 0,0 Marc VDS (RC213V)* 2m 06.693s +2.085s [9/13] 334k
Ë...3 Hafizh Syahrin MAL Monster Yamaha Tech3 (YZR-M1)* 2m 06.809s +2.201s [3/11] 341k
^2 Bradley Smith GBR Red Bull KTM Factory (RC16) 2m 06.948s +2.340s [4/11] 337k
^3 Xavier Simeon ESP Reale Avintia (GP16)* 2m 07.063s +2.455s [10/14] 339k
Ë...4 Karel Abraham CZE Angel Nieto Team (GP16) 2m 07.166s +2.558s [9/12] 336k
Ë...2 Alvaro Bautista ESP Angel Nieto Team (GP17) 2m 07.226s +2.618s [10/15] 339k
Ë...4 Franco Morbidelli ITA EG 0,0 Marc VDS (RC213V)* 2m 07.332s +2.724s [7/12] 336k
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kopfjäger

#25
Q2 ***** MM dropped to 4th for interfering with Mav.

Marc Marquez ESP Repsol Honda (RC213V) 2m 3.658s [Lap 4/5] 334km/h (Top Speed)
Maverick Viñales ESP Movistar Yamaha (YZR-M1) 2m 4.064s +0.406s [Lap 6/7] 334k
Andrea Iannone ITA Suzuki Ecstar (GSX-RR) 2m 4.209s +0.551s [Lap 6/7] 328k
Johann Zarco FRA Monster Yamaha Tech3 (YZR-M1) 2m 4.210s +0.552s [Lap 6/7] 332k
Valentino Rossi ITA Movistar Yamaha (YZR-M1) 2m 4.229s +0.571s [Lap 5/6] 337k
Jorge Lorenzo ESP Ducati Team (GP18) 2m 4.294s +0.636s [Lap 5/6] 338k
Cal Crutchlow GBR LCR Honda (RC213V) 2m 4.456s +0.798s [Lap 6/7] 340k
Andrea Dovizioso ITA Ducati Team (GP18) 2m 4.865s +1.207s [Lap 6/7] 337k
Dani Pedrosa ESP Repsol Honda (RC213V) 2m 4.963s +1.305s [Lap 3/7] 335k
Danilo Petrucci ITA Pramac Ducati (GP18) 2m 5.058s +1.400s [Lap 6/7] 337k
Alex Rins ESP Suzuki Ecstar (GSX-RR) 2m 5.260s +1.602s [Lap 2/7] 330k
Pol Espargaro ESP Red Bull KTM Factory (RC16) 2m 5.829s +2.171s [Lap 2/6] 335k

Q1

Takaaki Nakagami JPN LCR Honda (RC213V)* 2m 05.457s 328k
Tito Rabat ESP Reale Avintia (GP17) 2m 05.686s 334k
Bradley Smith GBR Red Bull KTM Factory (RC16) 2m 05.761s 334k
Hafizh Syahrin MAL Monster Yamaha Tech3 (YZR-M1)* 2m 05.873s 333k
Franco Morbidelli ITA EG 0,0 Marc VDS (RC213V)* 2m 05.943s 327k
Jack Miller AUS Pramac Ducati (GP17) 2m 05.966s 332k
Aleix Espargaro ESP Factory Aprilia Gresini (RS-GP) 2m 06.035s 327k
Thomas Luthi SWI EG 0,0 Marc VDS (RC213V)* 2m 06.222s 330k
Alvaro Bautista ESP Angel Nieto Team (GP17) 2m 06.296s 335k
Scott Redding GBR Factory Aprilia Gresini (RS-GP) 2m 06.370s 326k
Karel Abraham CZE Angel Nieto Team (GP16) 2m 06.537s 332k
Xavier Simeon ESP Reale Avintia (GP16)* 2m 06.726s 331k



“The reigning world champion had just re-joined the Qualifying 2 session on his spare bike after a fall when he obstructed Maverick Vinales, who made his anger clear.”
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stopintime

There is a pattern here. MM does these things too often to blame coincidence. Stupid? Ego? Bad coaching? Bad parenting?
252,000 km/seventeen years - loving it

koko64

2015 Scrambler 800

ducpainter

Marquez will win the race by 20 seconds.

The only thing that might smarten him up is a suspension of his license resulting in the loss of the championship.
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a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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kopfjäger

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