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Started by Pinion, March 13, 2020, 04:42:38 PM

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KRJ

#15
March 14, 2020, 10:48:42 AM


     I work for the County Sewer Dept. here, We are preparing for the impact of all the

     substitute wiping materials that are going to be flushed. Could be a busy couple of months,

     Hope people use some thought. 
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herm

#16
March 14, 2020, 11:19:00 AM Last Edit: March 14, 2020, 11:21:46 AM by herm
There is hope, but you'll have to go on facebook to find it...

search "Fire Department Chronicles"
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kopfjäger

#17
March 14, 2020, 01:41:32 PM
Just left the store. No toilet paper, so I bought a water pick and an electric toothbrush.
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Pinion

#18
March 14, 2020, 02:04:45 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on March 14, 2020, 01:41:32 PM
Just left the store. No toilet paper, so I bought a water pick and an electric toothbrush.

I like your style
Will trade toilet paper for parts

LMT

#19
March 14, 2020, 03:30:34 PM
I will be able to trade beer for TP if it comes to that!
[beer] [beer]

herm

#20
March 14, 2020, 06:52:12 PM
In Greece, they kindly ask that you do not flush your wiping material (at least back in 1996). There is generally a waste basket/bucket next to the toilet to dispose of paper (or whatever) wiping products.
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

krolik

#21
March 15, 2020, 01:37:55 PM
I'm waiting for when the stores are restocked and no one is buying TP because they already have a big stash at home. Then it goes on sale. Score! [thumbsup]
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KRJ

#22
March 15, 2020, 04:44:19 PM

     Seen a post about rent due April 1st and long lines at stores.  Prolly very true...
" I believe You understand what You think I said, but I'm not sure You realize that what You heard is not what I meant " !!

ducpainter

#23
March 15, 2020, 06:44:17 PM
TP is yours...

I'm stocking up on vodka.
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Speedbag

#24
March 16, 2020, 06:43:17 AM
And beer.

I went to the local Sam's Club yesterday at opening time to find a mob of idiots waiting to get in. After the initial crowd got in, I headed in to see most everyone heading back to the paper products corner. While I quietly grabbed charcoal and steak.
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Howie

#25
March 16, 2020, 09:45:16 AM Last Edit: March 16, 2020, 09:47:02 AM by howie
Not being a hoarder we really were running low on toilet paper.  Fairway, no toilet paper, Whalgreens, no toilet paper, wash rinse, repeat.  Stop at the neighborhood housewares store, BINGO.  Fair price, bought 16 rolls.  I thanked them for not gouging.  That should suffice until stores stock up again.

Speedbag

#26
March 16, 2020, 01:07:29 PM
A man walks into a bank wearing a mask.

Everyone freaks out.

“Relax," he says, "I'm just here to rob the place."
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Randimus Maximus

#27
March 16, 2020, 04:41:20 PM
Quote from: krolik on March 15, 2020, 01:37:55 PM
I'm waiting for when the stores are restocked and no one is buying TP because they already have a big stash at home. Then it goes on sale. Score! [thumbsup]

I'm following the same approach.

Pinion

#28
March 16, 2020, 04:52:27 PM
I stumbled into a tp score the other day, not sure how it happened, but don’t care
Oh life.
This is my first zombie apocalypse, not sure I give a sh*t
Lots of time to work on my own bike, lol
I’m with ducpainter, sept I like tequila
Will trade toilet paper for parts

KRJ

#29
March 16, 2020, 07:30:52 PM



      I'm staying with Beans, Bullets, and BandAids. And BEER!
" I believe You understand what You think I said, but I'm not sure You realize that what You heard is not what I meant " !!
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