wide open midget. 

talk about killing a joke. 

Quote from: He Man on August 08, 2008, 02:56:09 PM
Funny, alot of new members have been posting a wave of stupid crap lately.

Anyway, rameses the HM1100 doesnt have Spark Plugs, it runs on an ohlins combustion expander.

not true.

ignition comes from all the evil-stink-eye-looks you get from old ladies and inadequate men

Yea, they had to remove the spark plugs on the new engines for safety reasons.  Something about the position of the S4 plugs kept causing it to catch on fire.

Maybe its a diesel engine and has glow plugs instead?  Fill it up with diesel and see what happens?

Quote from: Gimpy on August 09, 2008, 01:18:30 PM
Maybe its a diesel engine and has glow plugs instead?  Fill it up with diesel and see what happens?

Somebody didn't read the entirety of the first post.   

Can't you have the two spares that are fitted on a DS 1000 - if you know someone with such a bike?

That's what friends are for, I think (don't have any myself, only hearsay).

no,no...
we ds1000 owners need those spares.
saves money when its time for a tune up

Quote from: herm on August 09, 2008, 02:34:02 PM
no,no...
we ds1000 owners need those spares.
saves money when its time for a tune up

I swap my plugs between holes every 1000 miles    (that sounds kind of naughty)

mitt

sounds nothin.......

in most states that will get you 10 years

Quote from: herm on August 09, 2008, 06:46:15 PM
sounds nothin.......

in most states that will get you 10 years

Most states?

What about in a state of inebriation?

intoxication is no defense

Does it at least have flux capacitors

Did you check the coolant?

Remember this gem from TOB.  The third post is awesome: http://www.ducatimonster.org/forums/tech/114057-m750-does-use-antifreeze.html

I am going to get banned for linking to TOB?

no banning, but i'm not gonna click your link either...