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Started by ducpainter, May 06, 2008, 09:46:56 AM

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ducpainter

#1500
August 12, 2008, 07:53:22 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 12, 2008, 07:50:30 PM
as long as nothing gets blowed up and they are being shot away from the house...ask for forgivness later ;D
You haven't met T....

she's pretty easy.

She does have a line though.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


ducpainter

#1501
August 12, 2008, 07:53:54 PM
Quote from: someguy on August 12, 2008, 07:53:09 PM
I cannot go near fires. I am highly flammable.
don't breathe...
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Got Duc

#1502
August 12, 2008, 07:54:57 PM
paint fumes pumping through your veins?
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

Popeye the Sailor

#1503
August 12, 2008, 07:55:29 PM
Quote from: GotDuc on August 12, 2008, 07:54:57 PM
paint fumes pumping through your veins?

Nah-fire likes me a bit too much is all.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

NAKID

#1504
August 12, 2008, 07:55:41 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 12, 2008, 07:50:30 PM
as long as nothing gets blowed up and they are being shot away from the house...ask for forgivness later ;D

Did you forget T reads this?

;D
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KnightofNi

#1505
August 12, 2008, 07:56:31 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 12, 2008, 07:53:22 PM
You haven't met T....

she's pretty easy.

She does have a line though.

then blame lethe. say you tried to take the bow away from him but he's wiry and got off a few more shots and finally hit the target.

Quote from: someguy on August 12, 2008, 07:53:09 PM
I cannot go near fires. I am highly flammable.

we'll soak you with water first.

Quote from: GotDuc on August 12, 2008, 07:52:17 PM
gas and flaming arrows have pictures of badness going through my head.

that's just because you are failing to see the big picture.
live a little, where's your sense of adventure!!!
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Monsterlover

#1506
August 12, 2008, 07:56:41 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 12, 2008, 07:48:58 PM
Dude...

I don't ride my roads at night. [beer]

I'm honored you and lethe made the effort.

Everyone that took the time to come...

I'm in your debt.

[laugh] Yeah, I know.  lethe and I are fools  ;D  Picture pitch black other than what a crappy headlight will illuminate.

Now picture killer curves and we're like "Wow, that corner looks great. . .let's go faster!"

Then "Holy crap, how are we still alive after that?"

Then, "That was awesome!  But, we probably should slow down."

Then, "Wow, that corner looks great. . .let's go faster!"

Lather, rinse, repeat. [laugh]

Seriously though, we're in your debt.  Who thought of this, gave us all a place to crash, fire, food booze and a place to pee?

Quote
Dude....

10 gallons is a lot of fuel...


I know, I like to go big  [evil]

We'll just have everyone take a step back first  [laugh] [laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Got Duc

#1507
August 12, 2008, 07:57:56 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 12, 2008, 07:56:31 PM
then blame lethe. say you tried to take the bow away from him but he's wiry and got off a few more shots and finally hit the target.

we'll soak you with water first.

that's just because you are failing to see the big picture.
live a little, where's your sense of adventure!!!

Plenty of adventure. I guess I will have to bring my bow too then!  ;D  [evil]
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

#1508
August 12, 2008, 08:01:20 PM
Quote from: NAKID on August 12, 2008, 07:55:41 PM
Did you forget T reads this?

;D

[roll]

you guys never got away with anything...

did ya?

mouth up... [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


KnightofNi

#1509
August 12, 2008, 08:03:15 PM
Quote from: GotDuc on August 12, 2008, 07:57:56 PM
Plenty of adventure. I guess I will have to bring my bow too then!  ;D  [evil]

i will start practicing to compensate for the extra weight on the arrow.  [thumbsup]


Quote from: ducpainter on August 12, 2008, 08:01:20 PM
[roll]

you guys never got away with anything...

did ya?

mouth up... [laugh]

i got away with plenty.
of course i still got caught with a lot of stuff, i just talked my way out of it or took my licks and learned from my mistakes.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Monsterlover

#1510
August 12, 2008, 08:07:19 PM
Anyone ever play with a potato gun?

I used to have a great one, with interchangeable barrels.

The cops have it now.

RIP potato gun.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

TiNi

#1511
August 12, 2008, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on August 12, 2008, 07:45:56 PM
I would like next years fire to consist of a huge pile of crap from your yard, 10 gallons of fuel, and me lighting it with a flaming arrow.

Can we do that?

Please?

only if you wear the rest of cupid's costume  ;D

red baron

#1512
August 12, 2008, 09:55:20 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 12, 2008, 09:05:11 PM
only if you wear the rest of cupid's costume  ;D

too funny [clap]
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

Monsterlover

#1514
August 13, 2008, 05:01:27 AM
Fill me up with Margaritas next time and we'll see what happens  :-*
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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