a friend sent me this.....hope you all enjoy it too (I did a little editing, it was too long)

it's good to be a woman because:

1. we got off the Titanic first
2. we can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorders
3. we don't look like a frog in a blender when we dance
4. no fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo
5. we don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves
6. if we forget to shave, no one has to know
7. we can congratulate teammates without touching her a**
8. we NEVER have to reach down to make sure our privates are still there & "in place"
9. we can talk to the oppisite sex without picturing them naked
10. we know there are times when chocolate really does solve all your problems
and
11. we can make silly comments about men while they are present, because they aren't listening anyway

feel free to add to the list 

A couple bike-related ones:

- Lower insurance costs
- More likely to get out of a ticket
- We can stand back and let someone else pick up a dropped bike

6. if we forget to shave, no one has to know   ....phhhttt that depends