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A surprise when I walked out to my bike today.

Started by Bbrent, August 22, 2008, 03:50:37 PM

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ducatiz

Quote from: Bbrent on August 23, 2008, 08:28:55 PM
The girls aren't exactly what you would call hot. If you need pics I will have to snap some shots on Monday and post them. So.... I need to retaliate against these girls...Any thoughts?

hmm

wrap their desk chairs with Twinkies.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

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Quote from: Bbrent on August 23, 2008, 08:28:55 PM
The girls aren't exactly what you would call hot. If you need pics I will have to snap some shots on Monday and post them. So.... I need to retaliate against these girls...Any thoughts?

I have a horrible friend kicking around. You could let him date them.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

DW

If you live in the north, patience is the name of the game.  Smile, laugh, make small talk.  The first day it drops to really cold sub-freezing temps, cover their cars with several coats of water.  The quarter inch thick clear coat will be admired by all.  Pay special attention to the key holes on the doors. 









Just be ready for significant retribution and mutually assured destruction (of property).

lauramonster

They did nothing harmful - only fun.  Retaliate the same way. 

goldfish in the water fountain.

if they pack a lunch (and leave it in the community refrigerator), wrap them with duct tape.

do a really bad cut & paste of their heads on the bodies of GLOW.  Display.

tape their pics on a milk carton & put in fridge!!

goldfish in their toilets.

fill a bottle of moisturizer with bacon fat and place by the sink.  (you may have to alter the bacon fat so that it pumps)



Frickin' snow!

Monstermash

It could have been worse, they could have used toilet paper.

We did that to a guy who rides a Harley.  [laugh]

He's a complete douche so he deserved it.  [thumbsup]
I've been wallowing in my own chaotic and insecure delusions.



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the_Journeyman

Saran-Wrap their cars...  Lotsa work but worth it ~

JM
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ducatiz

sneak into the women's bathroom and spray mace or pepper spray on the toilet paper.

not much, just a little squirt on the side.

won't burn, but it will itch like hell.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Bbrent

These are the girls I work with that wrapped my bike.

ducatiz

Quote from: Bbrent on August 25, 2008, 10:25:20 AM
These are the girls I work with that wrapped my bike.


yeah, forget the revenge plans.  looks like you might have a booty haul if you play right.

i mean... without grandma of course.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

NAKID

Yeah, I was gonna say, brunette in the middle with glasses and the blonde on the right...
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Buckethead

Quote from: NAKID on August 25, 2008, 03:33:11 PM
Yeah, I was gonna say, brunette in the middle with glasses and the blonde on the right...

Hell of a sammich, NAKID.
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Le Pirate

couple of cuties in there!


i say a little honey on their phone earpiece might be funny  ;D
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superjohn

The little blonde on the right makes me want to wrap.....uh....well.........I won't say here.
;D