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Motorcycle Cancer

Started by silentbob, May 12, 2008, 10:35:37 PM

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silentbob

http://www.motorcyclecancer.com/



I guess my tinfoil hat isn't enough.  I need tinfoil underwear.

ROBsS4R


The dude just wants to sell his handy dandy new seat for billions of dollars  ;)

I am personally selling special helmets right now that prevent brain cancer if your interested  ;D
SOLD 03 - Ducati Monster Dark M620

05 - Ducati Monster Blue/white S4R

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silentbob

Quote from: ROBsS4R on May 12, 2008, 10:39:53 PM
The dude just wants to sell his handy dandy new seat for billions of dollars  ;)

I am personally selling special helmets right now that prevent brain cancer if your interested  ;D

No thanks.  I'll stick with my tinfoil undies.

On a side note.  My company has shuttle vehicles to take us between buildings and some of them are Prius's.  I got in one the other day and my fillings hurt.  It felt like I had a 9V battery on my tongue the whole time I was in the car.  I noticed the check engine light was on.  Definitely some serious EMF coming out of that thing.  I am not sure if the driver is still alive.  But he has to be better off than the truck driver that SAIC hired to drive through an X-ray machine for 8 hours a day.  They built this giant X-ray machine that could scan a tractor trailer and they were going to install it at the border.  For 6 months they were working the bugs out of this thing and the whole time they had this poor sap driving a semi through it.  I kept expecting him to fly away like Repo Man.

Rev. Millertime

Great....

yet another reason for people to dislike motorcycles.

You know people will see the cover of the book.. not look into the fact it's a sales tool for his seat.

Net thing people are talking about how motorcycles cause cancer like its a proven fact.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

zarn02

Quote from: Rev. Millertime on May 12, 2008, 10:55:10 PM
Net thing people are talking about how motorcycles cause cancer like its a proven fact.

are people really that stu...

goddamnit. :P
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

55Spy

I'd rather die from motorcycle cancer than not ride

johnster

Quote from: 55Spy on May 13, 2008, 03:39:37 AM
I'd rather die from motorcycle cancer than not ride

+11ty gazillion!!!    [moto]
2001 MS4; Full Termi w/airbox, ECU, SPS cams, CycleCat ClipOn Adapters, Apex clip-ons, CRG's, MW open clutch, Sargent Saddle, CF aplenty.. NOT RIDEABLE FOR A LONG TIME DUE TO MY STUPID LACK OF JUDGEMENT!!

aaronb

Quote
"...Sweden has concluded that EMF's do lead to higher rates of cancer ... I, frankly was somewhat impressed by the arguments made by the Swedes." - President Bill Clinton


I'm sold!  [laugh]




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'07 s2r1k, '81 honda cb400t

NeufUnSix

Yawn. If motorcycles cause cancer, so do cars, powerlines, cell phones, microwaves, pacemakers, CAT scans, MRIs, lightbulbs, televisions, radios, radar guns, game consoles, speakers... Most of which have been proven to NOT be sources of cancer-causing radiation.

I hate this kind of dumb fear mongering with an almighty passion.
"Why did my tractor just blow up?"

paradisecity

Doesnt this mean that more motorcycle riders would have had cancer than non-motorcycle riders in previous years?

Wouldnt there be some sort of statistic to back this up/refute this?

ryandalling

I hear breathing can eventually lead to death. I have some special air to sell if any of you are interested!!
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

sugarcrook

I'm going to sue Ducati.  The 848 seat has a jihad against my junk. 
2013 BMW R1200R
2008 BMW K1200GT (Traded)
2007 Ducati Monster 695 (Sold)

ryandalling

Quote from: sugarcrook on May 13, 2008, 01:27:13 PM
I'm going to sue Ducati.  The 848 seat has a jihad against my junk. 

Wear a cup... when I ride two up with my wife... it is the only safe way to do it.   [moto]
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

Alex

What's the theory here? Is he saying that pressure on your crotch is bad for you?

That would mean bicycles are twice as cancer-causing as motorcycles.
Aftermarket: RoadRacing modified under-engine exhaust, revalved 996 forks, ProCutting half-open clutch, CC triple and pressure plate, 999 clipons, BMC filter, CRG-LS mirrors, PC3, Rizoma rearsets, heated grips, +2 teeth in rear gearing, Veypor VR2 computer, MBP collets, Yoyodyne slave, Galfer waves front and rear, misc CF (mostly faded), CRG clutch/brake levers.

Grampa

fyi... the cancer can be removed.

it requires a specially trained individual
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