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The "Official" Oz Monster Say Anything Thread...

Started by Super T.I.B, June 14, 2008, 12:00:31 AM

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Jukie

#525
Quote from: Big T on September 24, 2008, 11:27:41 PM
All are welcome.....

Can you stand the pain????

Are you man enough????

Chicks love that "smmoottthhh" felling......

Hey Spider......  [thumbsup]


i want to be the waxer pick me pick me
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

bazz20


Betty

Quote from: bazz20 on September 25, 2008, 10:10:14 PM
how hot is the wax on the privates  :o

From what I have heard (no FHE): it is comfortably warm .... the real heat comes after it is removed.
Believe post content at your own risk.

bazz20

Quote from: Betty on September 25, 2008, 10:18:35 PM
From what I have heard (no FHE): it is comfortably warm .... the real heat comes after it is removed.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] do you yous after shave as well  [cheeky]

Betty

Quote from: bazz20 on September 25, 2008, 10:21:38 PM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] do you yous after shave as well  [cheeky]

Apparently they use some sort of growth retardant .... don't know many blokes that would want that around that region.
Believe post content at your own risk.

bazz20


brimo

Apparently.... (and I have this on the highest authority  ;) ) it doesn't grow back as thick after you've waxed a few times, unlike shaving.
But no, no aftershave, ouch!  :o  :o
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

bazz20

Quote from: brimo on September 25, 2008, 10:58:54 PM
Apparently.... (and I have this on the highest authority  ;) ) it doesn't grow back as thick after you've waxed a few times, unlike shaving.
But no, no aftershave, ouch!  :o  :o

so are you a closet waxer too brimo [laugh]

brimo

Quote from: bazz20 on September 26, 2008, 12:20:37 AM
so are you a closet waxer too brimo [laugh]

I do most of the housework around here, so I'm the one that usually polishes the furniture, but what has that got to do with the subject?
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

bazz20

Quote from: brimo on September 26, 2008, 12:30:54 AM
I do most of the housework around here, so I'm the one that usually polishes the furniture, but what has that got to do with the subject?
[clap]

Jukie

Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

dragonworld.

Be a man and burn the fur off with a blowtorch!!  ;D ;)

Or rub the fuzz off with some 400 grit.  [thumbsup]

Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Spider

Hell, do a real job....

get dipped in wax from the neck down, get wrapped in a sheet and then someone grabs the end near your feet, you spin round like a top and are completely bereft of hair from toe to neck. So smooth your missus will think she's in bed with Lindsay Lohan (what a little minx she turned out to be!).  [thumbsup]

dragonworld.

Hmmmmm, have you had experience with this method Rohan???  ;D
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Spider

Quote from: dragonworld on September 26, 2008, 11:19:05 PM
Hmmmmm, have you had experience with this method Rohan???  ;D

yeah, it happened on a big weekend...I ended up completely denuded and on Monday morning when my eyesight finally returned and the visions faded I discovered a sentimental love letter on my bedroom dresser signed by George Michael....I'm not proud but sometimes things happen.

Gary, shouldn't you be shitfaced at the GP?