Idea blatantly stolen from another forum...

Have at it.   

Casey`s going to be world champ this year

I know MotoGP! Hail to Xenu.

So you really beeleeve in dis Xenu? Fack dis... My Theetans could beet up your Theetans....I no shit you.

Katie....I fack dat too

I want my $2.00

Rossi: So Tom, how you like raising my kids? eh. You know I, how you say, bone the shit out of Katie. She call me L. Ron zee whole time

Tom: HEY!!! Don't you blaspheme L. Ron.

Tom: So, get this ... I put this finger up your *ehem* and it neutralizes all the thetan spirits in your body ...
Rossi: mi dispiace, ma ...
Tom: No, no ... it's cool ... you're gonna love it.

"Dude I'm serious, smell my finger if you don't believe me."

Quote from: sh on September 29, 2008, 08:38:44 PM
Tom: So, get this ... I put this finger up your *ehem* and it neutralizes all the thetan spirits in your body ...
Rossi: mi dispiace, ma ...
Tom: No, no ... it's cool ... you're gonna love it.

Quote from: Pakhan on September 29, 2008, 09:03:59 PM
"Dude I'm serious, smell my finger if you don't believe me."

Quote from: sh on September 29, 2008, 08:38:44 PM
Tom: So, get this ... I put this finger up your *ehem* and it neutralizes all the thetan spirits in your body ...
Rossi: mi dispiace, ma ...
Tom: No, no ... it's cool ... you're gonna love it.

Awesome    But Superjohn must have a very good grasp of the Italian sense of humor
#1 so far:

Quote from: superjohn on September 29, 2008, 04:56:13 PM
Rossi: So Tom, how you like raising my kids? eh. You know I, how you say, bone the shit out of Katie. She call me L. Ron zee whole time

< Rossi thinking>
This is funny, I'm sitting down, and I'm still taller than Tom.

<Tom thinking>
That bastard is laughing at me!
If this were MI2, this gun in my hand would be real, and I could shoot him.

TC: He's eating out of the palm of my hand, praise be to L Ron!

Rossi: Fack, this guy is crazier than Biaggi!

Tom: I think I could turn a laptime within a few seconds of you on my Sedici...

Rossi: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA   <thinking:facking posuer>

TC: But wait, Mr. Rossi......If you join now I'll throw in an extra bonus. How would you like to be able to, through the magic of scientology, change tires any time you want, just like my Triumph in MI2. Think how many races you could win!

Rossi: But Tom, already I win many races. Have you been talking to Dani?

TC: *ehem*...What if I throw in the opponent mind control option?

Rossi: Check. Are you off your meds?

TC: Valentino,your killing me here. O.K. final offer, I'll throw in a shamwow. What do you think?

Rossi: Hmmm.....do you have enough for zee whole pit crew?