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Started by Rameses, September 29, 2008, 02:35:42 PM

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Rameses

A post in General Monster inspired me to do a Google image search for "huge exhuast", which paved the way to this website.

There're a ton of laughs to be had there.   ;D




Here's one of my favorites...




HYUNDAI!  This car has 91 HP!  With his performance mods it might be up to 93 HP.   I think that the Edmund's Road Test of this car speaks for itself.  "Slowest Car we've tested yet" is one quote.  You can read the whole thing here, it's worth checking out.. On this specimen I really like the custom electrical tape blacking out the taillights.  I heard this car trying to pass another car and it was the worst sound ever.




The leafblower supercharger one is pretty awesome too.   [laugh]

Enjoy.   [thumbsup]

teddy037.2

that riding mower w/the CAI and spoiler is P-I-M-P!!!

Rameses

Quote from: teddy037.2 on September 29, 2008, 06:58:46 PM
that riding mower w/the CAI and spoiler is P-I-M-P!!!


[laugh] [laugh]

Yeah, that one's pretty good.   ;D

erkishhorde

Stupidest thing I've ever seen on a vehicle: Ball... sack...  :o The FIRST one I saw was on a blinged out Ford Explorer.  ??? I thought it was a pair of boxing gloves first since it was silver and hanging under the trailer hitch. Then I realized what it was. [puke] I was so stunned when I saw it on another car that I almost crashed. But the other car I saw it on was  a plain Toyota Highlander and it was flesh tone.  [puke]
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AZ_wantedthatforhisbike

Bun-bun

I saw a Harley with those last year at a rest stop.
Really, really tiny ones. ;D
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Mother

 [roll]

you have no idea how cool the ball sack is

but you can't hang them from the hitch

the proper application of the ball sack is to:

1) get off the computer and go kill something with with balls

2) gut said something with balls

3) cut off balls

4) empty balls from sack

5) salt sack

6) stretch sack over shift knob in your 72-78 Chev 4x4

7) bask in the coolness

Jarvicious

It's not exactly rice, and for all I know it may be on that site (don't have time to check it out right now) but this is one of my favs.



And he didn't even tint the windows. 
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Mother

During the height of the coffee can craze

my buddy's and I (yes we had been drinking)

chopped off the cat' and muffler then

welded an old supertrapp my pops had laying around from one of his race cars

to my Jeep

initially as a joke

except it really made the jeep sound good

and it performed amazing

I left it on for a year

torn between satisfaction and complete embarrassment


the_Journeyman

I've though of just welding an empty coffee can to the tailpipe on my Taurus ~

JM
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ZLTFUL

Before the whole ricer craze (and the Fast and The Furious movies)...I had a Datsun 260Z. It had a Holley carb...a nice header (6 into 2)...dual straight pipes into a pair of Super Traps...

The thing sounded AWESOME! And it was a little rocket. I miss that car. Wish I had followed through with my plans to convert it into a right hand drive...
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The leaf blower turbocharger is my favorite [laugh]
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Speedbag

Quote from: the_Journeyman on September 30, 2008, 11:05:10 AM
I've though of just welding an empty coffee can to the tailpipe on my Taurus ~

JM

There was a guy at my former workplace that had a slightly smaller one (large soup can, perhaps) welded onto the tailpipe of a 4-door Chevy Corsica.

The car was blue and sported green rally stripes and a huge rear wing made of wood (also green, along with the green stock steel wheels). Japanese letter decals all over the windows, stick-on fender vents, the works. However, word has it that he was mocking the ricers.

Funniest thing. Wish I still had the pics I took of it.
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Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *