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The "Official" Oz Monster Say Anything Thread...

Started by Super T.I.B, June 14, 2008, 12:00:31 AM

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Jukie

Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

Spider

Quote from: Betty on October 07, 2008, 12:26:11 AM
Dunno Trev, she looks Scandinavian ... are you sure?

I agree, in that case Trev I think it's best if Jukie sends her down here so I can check her out a bit more thoroughly, once I'm done and I can assure you of YOUR safety, I'll send her up. Last thing any of us want is you damaged again. Best if I take the brunt of it.

(heart of frickin gold, I have!)

Big T

So you will sort her out for me then and send her to me still a virgin?????

And as one famous Spider once said eeerrr I mean Bill C:

"I did not have sexual relations with this woman"....
   .... This is your captain speaking. Please fasten your seat-belts as we prepare for take off.... (I'm the passenger now....)

Spider

Quote from: Big T on October 07, 2008, 04:24:16 AM
So you will sort her out for me then and send her to me still a virgin?????

And as one famous Spider once said eeerrr I mean Bill C:

"I did not have sexual relations with this woman"....

Exactly, I have time-proven methods and (unfortunately) virgins seem to be a speciality. I'm here to help. Send her down Jukie!

Dockstrada

Jukie send her to me I will be driving to Vic in the coming weeks so someone to chat to would be much appreciated on the journey, I will deliver her to Spider safley ;D  Have I mentioned how comfy the back seat is in the F250 [evil]
If I wasn't who i was, I wouldn't be who I am !

dragonworld.

Quote from: Dockstrada on October 07, 2008, 02:48:11 PM
Jukie send her to me I will be driving to Vic in the coming weeks so someone to chat to would be much appreciated on the journey, I will deliver her to Spider safley ;D  Have I mentioned how comfy the back seat is in the F250 [evil]

Lecherous bastards  [thumbsup] ;D [clap]
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Dockstrada

If I wasn't who i was, I wouldn't be who I am !

dragonworld.

Quote from: Dockstrada on October 07, 2008, 03:33:06 PM
Who me I wont lay a hand on her  ;D



That gives the term "Giving it the finger" a whole new and exciting meaning??? Hey ladies ??? [cheeky] [clap] [thumbsup]
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Big T

Quote from: Dockstrada on October 07, 2008, 03:33:06 PM
Who me I wont lay a hand on her  ;D

"I did not have sexual relations with this woman".... Dock, October 2008.....  [evil]
   .... This is your captain speaking. Please fasten your seat-belts as we prepare for take off.... (I'm the passenger now....)

Dockstrada

I stopped and got a few essentials for the trip  [thumbsup]

If I wasn't who i was, I wouldn't be who I am !

Spider

#595
yes, I can see how the tool (aka the idiot) thought Jukie in a top would keep other women away!

I think between Trev, Vince, Gary and myself...we have just scarred ANY woman away....it's amazing any would want to hang around us!

Gone from Virgins to Cigar stimulation in 6 posts. A new record!

Ita

Quote from: Spider on October 08, 2008, 03:26:07 AM
Gone from Virgins to Cigar stimulation in 6 posts. A new record!

Yup a very cool record [roll]

Ita

Big T

Quote from: Spider on October 08, 2008, 03:26:07 AM
yes, I can see how the tool (aka the idiot) thought Jukie in a top would keep other women away!

I think between Trev, Vince, Dragon and myself...we have just scarred ANY woman away....it's amazing any would want to hang around us!

Gone from Virgins to Cigar stimulation in 6 posts. A new record!

Actually Spider the chicks love us........ The bad boy syndrome......

The badder we are the more they want us.......  [evil]   8)   [drink]   [beer]   [bacon]
   .... This is your captain speaking. Please fasten your seat-belts as we prepare for take off.... (I'm the passenger now....)

Jukie

that is very true Trev.

Vince i will send her to you to look after, then you must give her to Spider, and then maybe Dragon, but like Trev said she need to still be a Virgin in all matters
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

dragonworld.

Quote from: Dockstrada on October 08, 2008, 12:50:40 AM
I stopped and got a few essentials for the trip  [thumbsup]



Hmmmm what sort are required???? AA or AAA?? Or maybe a 240/12 volt transformer?? ;D ;) [laugh]
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!