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BETAMAX is better than VHS!

Started by ryandalling, October 08, 2008, 10:58:06 AM

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ryandalling

Wait just one cotton picken darn minute.... this is not a thread to be jacked.... no switchen to them new fangled aero plain thingamabobs.... this here is a porn conversat... er... uh.... video cassette conversation. Now where did I place my laser disc collection.  ;D
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MendoDave

Quote from: OwnyTony on October 08, 2008, 12:05:13 PM
I was watching some documentary on Discovery on Betamax vs VHS.  They say that one reason why the VHS won over Betamax is because the porn industry was "standardizing" to VHS.

The SONY PS3 is another big reason.

DesmoDiva

My parents still own a beta and watch movies on it.   [thumbsup]

I'm suprised the "Smokey and the Bandit" and "Porkies" tapes still work!!

And you can never have too much Dolly Parton or Burt Reynolds, so "The Little Whorehouse in Texas" is probably third most played.



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KnightofNi

honestly, i don't know that i want to watch porn in HD.

the imperfections that will be shown now will totally ruin the fantasy.  [laugh]
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OwnyTony

Quote from: KnightofNi on October 08, 2008, 12:54:10 PM
honestly, i don't know that i want to watch porn in HD.

the imperfections that will be shown now will totally ruin the fantasy.  [laugh]
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Buckethead

Quote from: KnightofNi on October 08, 2008, 12:54:10 PM
the imperfections that will be shown now will totally ruin the fantasy.  [laugh]

Very true.

But there's something special about hearing splatters in 7.1 surround sound.
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OwnyTony

Quote from: Obsessed? on October 08, 2008, 12:56:28 PM
Very true.

But there's something special about hearing splatters in 7.1 surround sound.

I know i have a betamax tape in the house.  Too bad i dont now what is on it ;D [evil]

Triple J

Quote from: KnightofNi on October 08, 2008, 12:54:10 PM
honestly, i don't know that i want to watch porn in HD.

the imperfections that will be shown now will totally ruin the fantasy.  [laugh]

I was thinging the exact same thing. Some of those girls are like GP bikes...hot from 50 feet away, a little ragged up close.  ;D

ryandalling

Quote from: KnightofNi on October 08, 2008, 12:54:10 PM
honestly, i don't know that i want to watch porn in HD.

But you must admit... that it is much better than watching one on VHS.
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KnightofNi

Quote from: ryandalling on October 08, 2008, 01:36:15 PM
But you must admit... that it is much better than watching one on VHS.

well the scene selection feature by itself makes it better than VHS. I wasn't arguing that.

all I'm saying is when i watch quality porn (i.e. something i would actually pay for) i want to imagine that she is perfect. i don't want to see makeup caked on and all the pores and ass zits that i wouldn't be able to tell were there if it was in standard def. seeing all of that will just ruin the fantasy, do you want to ruin my fantasy?

WHY!? why do you want to do that to me? it's not liek i ask for much, why can't you let me have this ONE thing?




you dick.

betamax should have never been invented.
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Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

erkishhorde

My parents still have a Beta that works. Few cassettes too. Every once in a while when there's too many things they want to watch at the same time it will still get used to record stuff.
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Quote from: ryandalling on October 08, 2008, 12:27:54 PM
Wait just one cotton picken darn minute.... this is not a thread to be jacked.... no switchen to them new fangled aero plain thingamabobs.... this here is a porn conversat... er... uh.... video cassette conversation. Now where did I place my laser disc collection.  ;D

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Oldfisti

Saw a great interview the other night on Charlie Rose with Sony chair Sir Howard Stringer.

http://www.charlierose.com/shows/2008/10/08/2/a-conversation-with-sir-howard-stringer-chairman-ceo-sony-corporation  This sucker is an hour long but here's what's pertinent to this thread:

Mr Stringer was saying that for the Blu-Ray platform to launch successfully Sony needed to integrate it with all of their divisions (motion picture, dvd, consumer electronics, ps3 etc). It was the first time that they all worked in unison. Sony's reputation was on the line and could not survive a "Betamax 2."
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eltristo

I remember the VHS/Beta deal reasonably well.  I remember my father going on about how Beta was better.  I remember working in TV and seeing beta cameras.  But I have never heard anyone actually state why Beta was 'obviously superior'.  I'm not arguing it, I just want to know why.

Even though it's nearly 20 years too late.  ;D
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