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Started by krolik, May 06, 2008, 08:42:59 PM

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ryandalling

Yeah... I guess it was not meant to be.
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

duc_fan

Hey Chuck, "Everyone has a slipper clutch" was just a picture of a hand with an extended middle finger.
"Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind." -- Albert Einstein

"I want a peaceful soul. I need a bigger gun." -- Charlie Crews on Life

Street: 2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon
Track: 2005 Honda CBR 600RR - Salvage project
Sold: 2001 Ducati SS900ie - Gone, but not forgotten...

duc_fan

(DISCLAIMER: this is an undirected rant, not targeted at anyone on this board, I'm just frustrated with idjits on my way to work and need to vent)


PEOPLE!

When you're in the right-hand only lane

and straight through has a red light

but you have a green arrow

that means:

EFFING GO!   [bang]


Some simple instructions:

Hit blinker

Tap brakes to scrub off excess speed

clutch in
throttle blip
downshift
clutch out

round the corner

accelerate back up to the speed limit

Easy, efficient, and keeps traffic flowing.

This isn't rocket science.  [roll]
"Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind." -- Albert Einstein

"I want a peaceful soul. I need a bigger gun." -- Charlie Crews on Life

Street: 2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon
Track: 2005 Honda CBR 600RR - Salvage project
Sold: 2001 Ducati SS900ie - Gone, but not forgotten...

jdubbs32584


ryandalling

Two points here....
First point - Okay... I laughed really hard till I fell out of my chair... does that make me sick and wrong??? 
Second point - Does this mean he asked and you said no????
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

jdubbs32584

Quote from: ryandalling on October 09, 2008, 12:31:15 PM
Two points here....
First point - Okay... I laughed really hard till I fell out of my chair... does that make me sick and wrong??? 
Second point - Does this mean he asked and you said no????

First point: Yes, you are so very very sick. And I like it!!!   ;D

Second point:  [laugh]    No asking has been done cause neither one of us is ready for that yet.  [thumbsup]

I doubt "no" will be the answer if/when that happens.  ;)

ryandalling

Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

krolik

'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

marvellous

So if JBub marries Mother, would her new name be Mrs Mother?  Mrs Father?  Mrs Taint?  Just curious... :P   [popcorn]

Oh and mmm... boobies...
My baby Duc 'Cara' - 2006 Ducati Monster S2R 800 Dark Mods • CRG Lanesplitters • Rhinomoto Bar-end Sliders • DP Gel Seat • Dark Seat Cowl • 14t AFAM Light Front Sprocket • CompWerks Tailchop • Smoke Clear Alt Taillight Kit with Integrated Blinkers • Smoke Clear Alt Turnsignal Kit • QuatD Ceramic Coated ExBox Exhaust • Soon to be Mods • Carbon Hugger •

jdubbs32584

Quote from: krolik on October 09, 2008, 10:19:30 PM
How 'bout now?

[popcorn]

You shush. [cheeky]

Quote from: marvellous on October 09, 2008, 11:59:38 PM
So if JBub marries Mother, would her new name be Mrs Mother?  Mrs Father?  Mrs Taint?  Just curious... :P   [popcorn]

Oh and mmm... boobies...

Mrs Taint has a nice ring to it....  ;D

Mother



duc_fan

Everyone behaving themselves in here?  [coffee]
"Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind." -- Albert Einstein

"I want a peaceful soul. I need a bigger gun." -- Charlie Crews on Life

Street: 2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon
Track: 2005 Honda CBR 600RR - Salvage project
Sold: 2001 Ducati SS900ie - Gone, but not forgotten...

marvellous

My baby Duc 'Cara' - 2006 Ducati Monster S2R 800 Dark Mods • CRG Lanesplitters • Rhinomoto Bar-end Sliders • DP Gel Seat • Dark Seat Cowl • 14t AFAM Light Front Sprocket • CompWerks Tailchop • Smoke Clear Alt Taillight Kit with Integrated Blinkers • Smoke Clear Alt Turnsignal Kit • QuatD Ceramic Coated ExBox Exhaust • Soon to be Mods • Carbon Hugger •

duc_fan

#539
 :o

WANT!

[evil]

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I was shopping for .50 BMGs... specifically uppers for the AR-15, like the Ferret 50s, or the UltraMag 50, which I can use with the lower receiver from my Bushmaster AR-15.  Another cool one is the ALS upper conversion from a company here in Oregon.  Then I saw a link to Anzio Ironworks and their Anzio-50.  The front page of the Anzio website had the unbelievable beasty that prompted this post.  20mm!!!  Yikes!  Makes .50 BMG look like a plinking round!
"Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind." -- Albert Einstein

"I want a peaceful soul. I need a bigger gun." -- Charlie Crews on Life

Street: 2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon
Track: 2005 Honda CBR 600RR - Salvage project
Sold: 2001 Ducati SS900ie - Gone, but not forgotten...