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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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the_Journeyman

I wonder what my local shop would do if I pulled up on the M750 and asked them to test my antifreeze...

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

ducpainter

Quote from: the_Journeyman on October 22, 2008, 07:15:41 AM
I wonder what my local shop would do if I pulled up on the M750 and asked them to test my antifreeze...

JM
If they're any good at all...

they'd tell you you didn't have any...

and top up your blinker fluid. ;)

I actually had some blood taken. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



red baron

Quote from: ducpainter on October 22, 2008, 07:11:30 AM
just got back from having my antifreeze tested.   ;D

Is that what they call vodka these days? [cheeky]
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



River

Ning Dp, BB, Tini, DD, JM, 'Duc, and anyone else here.

How's everyone today?

I have a busy day.  Why does everything around the house have to break all at once???

[bang]

Gremlins in electrical system
Rebelling washer
Broken plumbing
NOW I can HEAR my TV but I can't actually SEE it.

*Sigh*

Time for  [coffee] and maybe...
[bacon]                                 [bacon]                                      [bacon]                                       [bacon]                                           [bacon]
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

Got Duc

Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

the_Journeyman

Quote from: ducpainter on October 22, 2008, 07:17:26 AM
If they're any good at all...

they'd tell you you didn't have any...

and top up your blinker fluid. ;)

I actually had some blood taken. ;D

Don't forget they muffler bearing might need re-torqued!   [laugh]

Mornin' River!  Sounds like it's time got for a [moto] for some  [bacon] and some  [coffee]

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Got Duc

I can't ride so it looks like  [bacon] for me
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

River

Sounds like a great idea, JM.  Thanks for the suggestion.  I think they are giving away free food at Starbucks this am.  Those folks are getting desperate.

I wonder, dp, what that blood test will reveal besides excessive alcohol consumption?  ;D  [drink]
Quote from: ducpainter on October 22, 2008, 07:31:17 AM
morning to all the left coasters

Thanks!  *yawn*  Morning to you!  Is there a yawning smiley somewhere?  We might need one of those...
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

the_Journeyman

Quote from: River on October 22, 2008, 07:35:30 AM
Sounds like a great idea, JM.  Thanks for the suggestion.  I think they are giving away free food at Starbucks this am.  Those folks are getting desperate.

I wonder, dp, what that blood test will reveal besides excessive alcohol consumption?  ;D  [drink]
Thanks!  *yawn*  Morning to you!  Is there a yawning smiley somewhere?  We might need one of those...

Mmmm  Starbucks...  That was my daily stop every morning while I was in Vegas!

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

ducpainter

Quote from: River on October 22, 2008, 07:35:30 AM
Sounds like a great idea, JM.  Thanks for the suggestion.  I think they are giving away free food at Starbucks this am.  Those folks are getting desperate.

I wonder, dp, what that blood test will reveal besides excessive alcohol consumption?  ;D  [drink]
Thanks!  *yawn*  Morning to you!  Is there a yawning smiley somewhere?  We might need one of those...
define excessive.... ;D

Maybe a cholesterol issue ...

or that my new blood pressure med has raised my potassium levels...

I was actually very happy with my high blood pressure.

When I die I want them to look at me and say...

He died because he had x or y...I don't want it to be a mystery

I don't want it to be like my grandfather who died at about 100... no one knows for sure...

and the idiot doctors are wondering what he died from...

he was worn out you dumb bastards. [roll]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Shortie

NING everyone.

Cold, windy, and rainy in my neck of the woods this morning. Ick!

Anything fun and exciting happening in here today?
Street - 1991 GSF 400 Bandit
Dirt - 1972 Chaparral ST80

Quote from: Monsterlover on October 20, 2008, 07:38:37 PM
Welcome to cats  8)

So cute and small.

Such terrible things come out of them  :-X

www.pbase.com/mcharest

ducpainter

same mindless drivel as always...

how you been?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



River

Quote from: ducpainter on October 22, 2008, 07:45:57 AM
I was actually very happy with my high blood pressure.

When I die I want them to look at me and say...

He died because he had x or y...I don't want it to be a mystery

I don't want it to be like my grandfather who died at about 100... no one knows for sure...

and the idiot doctors are wondering what he died from...

he was worn out you dumb bastards. [roll]

;D

It's funny how you can feel fine but someone with a degree can find something wrong with you.

And yes, at 100, I'd say he was a bit tired.  No real mystery there...

You know, a ride sounds great but the Santa Ana's have kicked up something fierce.  I'd likely get blown off the road.

There's a thing on GMA this morning covering a business a woman started where you can smash dishes against the wall to relieve stress.  That's...um...interesting...

I can do that at home for free.  ;D

Ning Shortie!
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."